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Archive for March, 2003

Mar 18th 2003

french jokes

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.” –Mark Twain
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” […]

Mar 18th 2003

john norris is dumb

commenting on the recent dixie chicks faux pas and the reaction by many of their fans to stop listening to their music, john norris (confident he had the moral high ground) remarked sarcastically, “funny, these are the same people that say they believe in ‘free speech.’”
john. you are an idiot. everyone is entitled […]

Mar 14th 2003

UPI reports on the impotence of france

UPI reports on the impotence of france:

LISBON, Portugal, March 10 (UPI) — Portugal is siding with the United States on Iraq because Washington was “Portugal’s best way to ensure national security,” a Portuguese Cabinet minister said Monday.
Foreign Minister Antonio Martins da Cruz told state radio that if Portugal were attacked, “it would be unlikely France […]

Mar 5th 2003

say what?

An interesting news item from Reuters today caught my attention:

Islamic Summit Rocked as Iraq Slams Kuwait
DOHA, Qatar (Reuters) – Bitter enmity between Iraq and Kuwait erupted in a vitriolic name-calling match on Wednesday at an Islamic summit meant to unite the voices of the world’s one billion Muslims against war.
In a clash caught on live […]

Mar 1st 2003

all-encompassingly ::: archives by category

::: cosas que decimos en espanol :::
::: law :::
::: morality :::
::: music :::
::: only doug’s posts :::
::: only travis’ posts :::
::: people we admire :::
::: personal minutiae :::
::: what not :::
::: sports :::
::: video :::
::: audio blogging :::
::: humor :::
::: politics :::

Mar 1st 2003

my position on affirmative action in 1998

i wrote this paper in high school
The phrase, “affirmative action” first became a part of public policy in March of 1961 by executive order.. In it, President Kennedy states, “The contractor will take affirmative action to ensure that applicants are employed, and that employees are treated during employment, without regard to their […]

Mar 1st 2003

olympic spirit: sports or feminism

I am responding to the commentary of Michelle Kaufman of the Miami Herald, who in reporting on the recent Olympics, chose to shrug off the pure spirit of international competition and cloud her writings with an inappropriate message of feminism. Ms. Kaufman insinuated in her February 19 article that […]

Mar 1st 2003

all-encompassingly ::: archives by author

::: doug :::
::: travis :::

Mar 1st 2003

about us

first of all, why did we name the site “all-encompassingly”? we named it for a mitch hedberg joke:

I use the word ‘totally’ too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. [like, if somebody were to ask me,] “Hey man, do you […]

Mar 1st 2003

blog comment policy

[in the form of a legislative enactment]
whereas we like the following rules, we have chosen to adopt them on our blog, almost verbatim. (in other words, please be clear that we are not claiming original authorship of the majority of this material. please compare what we have written here with the GOC’s […]