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Archive for April, 2004

Apr 30th 2004

marty stephens. ready. now.

here are my sarcastic thoughts on the candidate for utah governor’s compelling slogan, via cell phone:
http://www.audlink.com/mailbox/1661/0404301536.mp3

Apr 29th 2004

google to go public

[article]
ha! you fools, nobody wants in on your stupid company!
/sarcasm

Apr 28th 2004

thick-with-irony abortion rally

bunnie diehl provides great coverage of last weekend’s abortion rally. here is her intro:

I headed down to the March for Women’s (Right To Take) Lives today. Within a few blocks I was so disgusted that I felt like throwing up.
There’s nothing like being confronted with hundreds of thousands of the angriest, most […]

Apr 23rd 2004

True American Hero

As most have heard, Pat Tillman was killed while serving our country in Afghanistan.
Tillman, an American hero
“Pat Tillman, 27, enlisted in the Army shortly after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, walking away from a 3-year, $3.6 million contract extension with the Arizona Cardinals.”
Remembering Pat Tillman
Among those who have commented on Tillman’s death (see link):
Arizona senator […]

Apr 22nd 2004

More Proof of God’s Existence

Michael Jackson indicted.

Apr 21st 2004

no ’stairway’! denied!

if you thought chernobyl was scary, check out led zeppelin’s “stairway to heaven” backwards.

Apr 20th 2004

religion of _________ (fill in the blank)

In a very useful attempt to track the aggression of militant Islam, Jos Smith of the Dutch business newspaper NRC Handelsblad has compiled a list of 393 major jihadist attacks around the world since September 11, 2001. The newspaper page requires a password, so I have posted the chart.

The list counts 7,085 dead and 10,132 […]

Apr 19th 2004

a9.com = Amazon + Search

In a break from the political satire…
There is a cool new serch engine competing with Google now. It is a9.com.
Run by Amazon it has a couple cool features:
1) Search history, that you can access anywhere from any computer.
2) A toolbar with a “Diary” feature. Allowing you to take notes on specific web pages […]

Apr 18th 2004

palestinian children

yesterday i was on campus writing a paper. someone had put up some signs supporting palestine in the hallway of the humanities building. the signs charge israel with terrorism. specifically, they charge the israeli military with targeting palestinian youth. i think we can all agree that would be an atrocity if […]

Apr 17th 2004

mad cow disease

would this be an instance of it?

Apr 16th 2004

variations on a theme

the phrase, “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” has lots of practical applications. [see here] (a google search for the phrase, minus “guns”). on the first page of results, a slew of variations appear, seeking to excuse each of the following–vans, motorcycles, roads, toddlers, books, and goths. however, my favorite variation […]

Apr 15th 2004

another jihad rut

members of the religion of peace have added another element to the ‘daily grind’ of terrorism, to be joked about around the jihad water cooler. that is:
kidnapping!
jihadis! they just keep inventing new and exciting ways to terrorize people! having, perhaps, grown tired of their most well-known method they have moved on. […]

Apr 14th 2004

chernobyl

chernobyl, now a ghost town, freaks me out. the unreal story and pictures are here
**update** chernobyl still freaks me out, but the story by the woman in the above link is allegedly fake. see here: [link]

Apr 13th 2004

it’s that time again

well, it’s time for a couple of things.
one, the NHL playoffs. if you don’t have time to watch the games live, i recommend watching highlights here. it sure beats ESPN sportscenter, where we get 10 seconds of highlights talked-over by some dude who sounds like he doesn’t know a sports fan […]

Apr 12th 2004

phil mickelson

1 for 43 never felt so good.

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