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Archive for July, 2004

Jul 16th 2004

liberals’ incorrectly believe their utopia has come–bake sale intelligence faulty, however

we’ve all seen this knee-slappin’ liberal bumper sticker:
this “bake sale” scenario [link] is clearly part of liberals’ fanciful utopian world (a world which also includes free sex without the nasty commitments and, of course, babies) and now they’ve manufactured some lies to back themselves up. notice the outrage, then notice that it […]

Jul 14th 2004

donate to gbush, get gmail invites

this is the fifth edition of our contest. for details go here.

Jul 13th 2004

john kerry: flopper and deceiver

i left the following remarks on blogs for bush at this post, calling attention to kerry and edwards’ 60 minutes interview.
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many of kerry’s flip-flops (and outright lies) on campaign issues have been exposed for a while, but i heard about a new one today as michael […]

Jul 12th 2004

car on a wire

this. is. weird.

Witnesses reported that the driver jumped down from the vehicle and ran to catch a bus
The vehicle ran for over an hour until the oil had completely drained from the motor and it seized. [link]

Jul 9th 2004

“i just haven’t had time”

kerry doesn’t have time to be briefed on national security and the war on terrorism (then again, neither does his constituency….)

Just hours before attending an all-star celebrity fundraising concert in New York, Dem presidential candidate John Kerry revealed how he has been too busy for a real-time national security briefing.
“I just haven’t had time,” Kerry […]

Jul 8th 2004

excellent bush quotations

“The other day here in Florida [Sen. Kerry] claimed some important endorsements from overseas,” Mr. Bush told 15,000 cheering partisans. “He won’t tell us the name of the foreign admirers.”
“That’s OK,” he added. “Either way, I’m not too worried, because I’m going to keep my campaign right here in America.” [source]

and this:

“Senator Kerry voted […]

Jul 7th 2004

donate to gbush, win gmail

it’s wictory wednesday and all-encompassingly has some gmail invites to give away.
donate five dollars or more to bush-cheney 2004 and you’ll be eligible for one of our gmail invites, which we’ll present to the lucky winners this saturday.
hint: if you donate, you’ll probably win an invite (so far, everyone who has donated has). […]

Jul 4th 2004

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of […]

Jul 1st 2004

utah, boy scouts trade invoices

after being told tuesday that the organization would have to come up with nearly $14 million to pay for a forest fire allegedly started by some of its members, the boy scouts turned the tables on the state of utah and presented authorities with a bill for $595 million. the bill provides a monetary […]