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Archive for November, 2004

Nov 10th 2004

Allahu Akbar

God is great.
The wretched human life form known as Yasser Arafat has officially begun his long sojourn in hell.

Nov 10th 2004

al-qaeda, al-jazeera to merge

in a move that most are calling “unsurprising”, al-qaeda, the world’s foremost terror and death cult, and al-jazeera, the 24-hour beheading channel, today announced a merger that analysts expect to benefit the arab world for years to come.
al-qaeda has been looking to consolidate its propaganda and unfounded lies departments with a viable communication […]

Nov 9th 2004

Lead a Happier Life: Get Firefox.

Are you sick of popups and other weird things happening to your internet when you use Internet Explorer?
Then you need to make the switch that millions of fellow web surfers have made. Get Firefox!
The wait is over. Firefox 1.0 empowers you to browse faster, more safely and more efficiently than with any other browser. […]

Nov 7th 2004

Mark Steyn

If there are any all-encompassingly readers who do not regularly frequent, add it to your list of “must-read” sites today. Not only is he hilarious and brilliant, but his incisive commentary is right on the money.
My favorite from a recent Steyn column on the election:
On election day, I was driving through Vermont and […]

Nov 6th 2004

David Brooks With Some Interesting Insight

David Brooks hits the nail on the head explaining how the entire election wasn’t decided exclusively on values. Or as he says:
This year, the official story is that throngs of homophobic, Red America values-voters surged to the polls to put George Bush over the top.
This theory certainly flatters liberals, and it is certainly wrong.
Although […]

Nov 6th 2004

look up “paranoid” in a dictionary and you’ll see…

1. Relating to, characteristic of, or affected with paranoia.
2. Exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others: a paranoid suspicion that the phone might be bugged.
One affected with paranoia, i.e., Dan Rather.

on election night, he seriously inquired of ed bradley whether […]

Nov 5th 2004

the conspiracy against terrell owens

the philadelphia eagles’ donovan mcnabb and terrell owens make up one of the most exciting duos in the NFL. owens is averaging more than 1 receiving TD per game and the eagles are undefeated.
owens is also known as one cocky mofo. there’s the time he pulled the sharpie out of his […]

Nov 3rd 2004

Daily Kos: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

The liberal lunacy knows no end…may it continue for many moons to come!
From Daily Kos:
…the Democratic Party as currently constituted is on its deathbed. It needs reforms, and it needs them now. Quite frankly, the status quo simply won’t cut it.
Howard Dean for DNC Chair.

Nov 3rd 2004

Typical Reaction of Liberals

Democrats are so confused about their STUNNING defeat at the ballot box yesterday. Unable to accept the fact that they are outnumbered by conservative Americans, they will wander in the proverbial wilderness for a while now.
In the spirit of bipartisanship, I offer a glimpse of their confusion, courtesy of Democratic Underground (aka, The Net […]

Nov 3rd 2004

the “election trifecta” constitutes a mandate from the people

if you had asked me before the election, what three things would i have liked to see come wednesday morning, november 3, 2004, i�d have said the following:

president bush re-elected
state marriage amendments pass
daschle out of office
i can�t believe all three happened. and so CONVINCINGLY. i am beside myself like a six year-old on […]