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Archive for December, 2004

Dec 6th 2004

how to enjoy a dictator

are you a democrat who is depressed at the prospect of living the next four years under the evil dictatorship of george w bush? try being more positive! perhaps you could learn something about this from the little north korean girl, mo kin. she lives under the iron thumb of kim […]

Dec 5th 2004

our non-replicating liberal foes

read michelle malkin’s post red states, blue states, and babies for more on how democrats have fumbled away the stranglehold they once had on american politics.

Dec 4th 2004

The Record Books

HR – Single Season

1
Barry Bonds
2001
73*

2
Mark McGwire
1998
70**

3
Sammy Sosa
1998
66***

4
Mark McGwire
1999
65**

5
Sammy Sosa
2001
64***

6
Sammy Sosa
1999
63***

7
Roger Maris
1961
61

8
Babe Ruth
1927
60

9
Babe Ruth
1921
59

10
Mark McGwire
1997
58**

* Used performance enhancing flaxseed oil
** Took "andro" (androstenedione)
*** Caught corking his bat after setting these records; may have also used a product similar to Bonds’ arthritis rubbing balm

Dec 3rd 2004

Barry Bonds Used Steroids

His grand jury testimony has been leaked.
My favorite part (emphasis mine):
Bonds told the federal grand jury last year that Greg Anderson, his personal trainer, told him the substances he used in 2003 were the nutritional supplement flaxseed oil and a rubbing balm for arthritis, according to a transcript of his testimony reviewed by the Chronicle.

Sheffield […]

Dec 3rd 2004

outrage of the day

courtesy of flynnfiles:

A school bus driver outside of Buffalo was fired for telling school children that not a single cure has been developed through embryonic stem-cell research in twenty-three years. She didn’t molest a child. She didn’t drive drunk. She didn’t even slip up and wish a student Merry Christmas (verboten) instead of Happy Holidays […]

Dec 2nd 2004

i exist, therefore i am (being spammed to death)

hate spam? lycos is giving it’s european users the option of fighting back against spammers in an interesting way:

Internet portal Lycos has made a screensaver that endlessly requests data from sites that sell the goods and services mentioned in spam e-mail. Lycos hopes it will make the monthly bandwidth bills of […]