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Archive for December, 2005

Dec 14th 2005

Hugo Chavez’s Venezuela: Poorer Than Before

For all the ignorant and perfect Latin American idiots out there who love Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, check these facts out (translated below):
En los 7 años que Hugo Chávez lleva en el poder en Venezuela, desde 1999, ingresaron a ese país por el petróleo 350.000 millones de dólares. Sin embargo, el «índice de pobreza» ya elevado […]

Dec 11th 2005

afleet alex to stand at gainesway farm

Afleet Alex burst onto the national scene with one of the most dramatic performances in racing history. He was knocked to his knees at the top of the stretch in the Preakness Stakes (gr. I) and recovered to win by 4 3/4 lengths.
“That day he did something champions do,” trainer Tim Ritchey said. “I’ve never […]

Dec 10th 2005

The Chronicles of Narnia

More later… But I saw the movie yesterday. Five stars. Absolutely excellent.

Dec 8th 2005

CNN: “we picked sides a long time ago and we don’t care who notices!”

the headline: “Ann Coulter to audience: You’re stupider than I am”
the context: members of the audience from the party of “free speech and tolerance” wouldn’t let her speak.
the deeper context: if you refuse to debate someone on issues, they might come to the conclusion that you are too stupid […]

Dec 7th 2005

5 Crazy Soccer Goals

If you like soccer, take two minutes and check this highlight video out.

Dec 6th 2005

lydia cornell, ingrate

lydia cornell is still my honorary genius, but now she is coming off as kind of an ingrate. let me explain. ever since ann coulter published lydia’s contact information on her blog, cornell’s stock has skyrocketed:

I did 8 radio shows across America last week. Taped an interview for KPSI in Palm Springs and […]

Dec 5th 2005

Howard Dean: We Will Lose in Iraq

Saying the “idea that we’re going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong,” Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean predicted today that the Democratic Party will come together on a proposal to withdraw National Guard and Reserve troops immediately, and all US forces within two years.
Thank goodness this guy […]

Dec 5th 2005

Iran’s Nuclear Weapon – Months Away

It’s sad, but our only likely hope is that Israel is getting ready to bomb Iran:
IAEA chairman Muhammad ElBaradei on Monday confirmed Israel’s assessment that Iran is only a few months away from creating an atomic bomb.
UPDATE: Apparently ElBaradei was misquoted (or there was a problem in translation)… He said that it wouldn’t be […]

Dec 4th 2005

lydia cornell, genius (let me count the ways)

if you haven’t been following the miller light-style catfight from home, i recommend starting here, where you can read lydia cornell’s ridiculous email to ann coulter. then, if you’re interested, i’d like to enumerate the many ways in which cornell displays her intellectual eminence in her recent article on coulter.
first, let’s talk about the […]

Dec 3rd 2005


What is a freegan?
“Freegan” is an amalgamation of the words “free” and “vegan”. Vegans are people who avoid products from animal sources or products tested on animals in an effort to avoid harming animals.
What does a freegan do?
Many freegans sustain themselves by recovering and making practical use of the the massive waste of our materialistic, […]