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it sounds like the name of a band, but its actually a well-thought out conspiracy theory. a reporter from the deseret news appears to have misunderstood filmmaker richard dutcher’s recent comments at last weekend’s LDS film festival and miscostrued his comments to support friday’s headline: “LDS-film quality assailed.” our friend, alex hall, strenuously […]

It’s a showerhead rebellion!
As usual, Seinfeld was there first.

as of 4:30 pm est on 21 january 2006, we have 1,999 comments on this blog. the next person who comments here will leave number 2000.
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espn has video of ovechkin’s amazing goal.

the kid can play.

i read their two-page ad today in time magazine. mother and son are pictured playing miniature golf. she poses the dilemma:

i want him to learn the importance of saving. he wants whatever he sees on television. any ideas?

the answer:

there’s one from american express. every time you make […]

apparently, atkins advantage and powerbar are in some sort of race to see whose bars can taste more like tree bark. see the text of a recent atkins ad:

90% less sugar and 70% more protein and fiber than PowerBar.

mmmm.
squirrels everywhere are salivating.

what would you do if you called a phone number and when the person answered, you realized you had the wrong number? not call that number again? not call that number every week for over a month, sometimes multiple times a day? no? me neither.
but not the person that i will […]

it was my favorite fast food restaurant ever, and it all but disappeared* a decade ago. now it’s slowly coming back with a modified business plan. more at ritzys.com.

*locations that remained open were in evansville, IN, owensboro, KY, and huntington, WV.

jared hess’ next film stars jack black.
the plot sounds like it has lots of “funny potential,” too.
and just look at this picture.

more at asoftanswer.com

originally compiled in the summer of 2004, i’ve gone back and updated the following post with new quotations that accurately and entertainingly express the sublime human emotions displayed on this blog: alternatively, anger and delight.
they are comments from our visitors about the blog or its authors. they are organized somewhat chronologically, […]

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editor’s note: below you will find what i consider to be my best work from my third year on this blog (january 2005-december 2005). other years are here: year one (march 2003-march 2004), year two (april 2004 - december 2004), and year four (january 2006-december 2006). — travis
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once again, it is a new […]

equals this sweet video

is timely, once again.