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Archive for February, 2007

Feb 19th 2007

New Religious Formula

1. Tattoo “666” on your arms.
2. Say you are God.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Feb 19th 2007

MySpace Lawsuit Dismissed

I think that the courts got this one right.
A judge has dismissed a lawsuit against the social networking Web site MySpace filed by the family of a 13-year-old girl who says she was sexually assaulted by a 19-year-old man she met online.
The $30 million lawsuit accused the site of having no measures to protect children […]

Feb 19th 2007

File Under: Day Laborers Don’t Need Unions

From The New MoCo Progressive (via the police log):
On 01-27-07 at 2:10 p.m., a 41-year-old man hired two day laborers to help move his family in the 23000 block of Taylor Shop Place in Clarksburg. A dispute over pay occurred, and the victim alleged that a knife was displayed and he was chased. He was […]

Feb 19th 2007

Carriage a Couple Miles Before the Horse

Bill Clinton may replace Hillary in the Senate…once she is actually elected President, of course.
If Hillary Rodham Clinton wins the presidency, some top Democrats would like to see her husband, former President Bill Clinton, appointed to serve out Hillary’s unexpired Senate term.
“As a senator, he’d be a knockout,” said Harold Ickes, who was once a […]

Feb 19th 2007

the unmentionable religion (formerly known as the religion of peace)

it’s islam.
but you wouldn’t know it from lots of reports on the recent salt lake city shooting, like this one, where the reporter settles on a perfectly logical reason for the rampage: he grew up in war-torn bosnia! (you know, because we’ve had all these problems lately with bosnian rage and […]

Feb 17th 2007

whose rant is most deserving of rehab?

check out the poll. cast your vote. then comment here to tell us why you voted that way.
the infamous candidates:
mel gibson – made insensitive comments about jews
michael richards – made insensitive comments about blacks
john kerry – joked that our troops are stupid; claimed the US is an international pariah
isaiah washington – […]

Feb 15th 2007

Gmail is open to everyone

You don’t need an invitation anymore (or a cell phone).
Now you have no excuse.
Get your account.

Feb 15th 2007

mothers against illegal aliens
(and you thought the mothers against drunk driving were intense)

Feb 14th 2007

michael waltrip used illegal substance

how bad is it when even america’s fake athlete’s are cheating?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Michael Waltrip’s crew chief and team director were thrown out of the Daytona 500 and suspended indefinitely Wednesday because an illegal substance was found during inspection for the season-opening race.
The illegal substance was found inside the intake manifold of Waltrip’s new […]

Feb 13th 2007

Interstate Highway System, Simplified

Has the interstate system confused you as well? Have no fear! This artist has made a simple grid map of the system.