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Archive for May, 2007

May 30th 2007

What is the word I’m looking for?

…oh yeah, STUPID.
To be fair, dumb, selfish, and dangerous would work too.
Groom With TB Under Federal Quarantine:
The man, however, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that doctors didn’t order him not to fly and only suggested he put off his long-planned wedding in Greece. He knew he had a form of tuberculosis and that it was resistant […]

May 30th 2007

Pimp My Spacecraft

John Kerry emerges from his newly renovated sub-orbital spacecraft.

Apparently Kerry’s 2004 campaign owes some money:
John Kerry spent $1.4 million more than federal rules allowed during his 2004 presidential bid, primarily on customizing two campaign planes, according to a draft audit by the Federal Election Commission.
If the commissioners approve the staff findings at a meeting […]

May 30th 2007

Nueva Programación de TVES

Así es la revolución bolivariana!
Unos ejemplos de la nueva programación de TVES, reemplazante de RCTV.


May 29th 2007

Hugo Chavez Fan: Stephen Lendman

As a quick example (perhaps a regular feature?) we offer you exhibit A: Chavista useful idiot, Stephen Lendman.
Here are two articles that he’s published in just the past twenty days:
May 9, 2007 – Criminalizing Speech – The War on Free Expression
In a post-9/11 climate, the right of free expression is under attack and endangered in […]

May 29th 2007

Venezuela to sue CNN

Hugo Chavez is nutty. [editor: insert the “if it wasn’t so sad it would be funny” cliche here]
The “Information Minister” has announced that Venezuela will sue CNN because the news network linked Chavez to al-Qaeda. CNN responded by saying that “unrelated news stories can be juxtaposed in a given program segment just as […]

May 29th 2007

Alternative to the NBA lottery

An interesting idea from Mark Cuban.
Replace the lottery with a simple better team record or coin flip based on conference standings. In other words, for the last two teams in each conference , the team with the better record gets the first pick. If its a tie, there is a coinflip. The next to last […]

May 28th 2007

Memorial Day

Remembering those who paid the ultimate price.

May 28th 2007

Hugo Chavez and his useful idiots

The American Left’s love affair with Hugo Chavez has always been a mystery to me. Chavez supporters here in the U.S. are either totalitarian leaning lefties or useful idiots of the highest order (or both).
How anyone can whine like a toddler about George Bush and then embrace Chavez is astounding.
Venezuelan TV station goes off […]

May 25th 2007

Did I miss something?

Is it April 1st?
Can this be real?!?!

May 25th 2007

Death Penalty Takes 2 Hours

Just back from important medical duties, Dr. Richard Kimball emails:
Death is always sad. Sometimes undeserved, sometimes needed. But this is just funny.
From CNN we read about the botched lethal injection that took over two hours to administer:
Death penalty opponents called on the state to halt executions after prison staff struggled to find suitable […]