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Archive for October, 2007

Oct 19th 2007

Tomatela Francia!

Felicitaciones a los Pumas!

Oct 19th 2007

Thou shalt not become addicted.

I dare you.

Hat tip: Tomás Pollak, bootlog.

Oct 19th 2007

A Parody of a Scandal

Are you kidding me?!?!
All three locations, along with scores of others scattered throughout some of the poorest Chinese neighborhoods in Queens, Brooklyn and the Bronx, have been swept by an extraordinary impulse to shower money on one particular presidential candidate — Democratic front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Dishwashers, waiters and others whose jobs and dilapidated home addresses […]

Oct 19th 2007

This is what Bill Cosby was talking about.

Two of the six teenagers (the Jena Six) who brutally beat another teenager unconscious presented a BET award last night.
Two of the teens enmeshed in the nationally known “Jena Six” case helped present the most anticipated award during Black Entertainment Television’s Hip Hop Awards show broadcast Thursday night.
Carwin Jones and Bryant Purvis were introduced by […]

Oct 18th 2007

Barack Obama on The Tonight Show – video

Great video of Obama on The Tonight Show.
How any sane Democrat who really cares about winning the White House can vote for Hillary over this guy is astounding. As a commenter put it:
Republicans like Obama. Republicans hate Hillary. In any case, the Clintons are moderates in the worst sense – rarely taking a stand, […]

Oct 18th 2007

republicans propose S-CHIP alternative


Oct 18th 2007

buy dingy harry’s letter to clear channel

the money will go to the marine corps-law enforcement foundation:

Through the continuous support of our donors, we have distributed aid with a value of more than $29,000,000.00 to eligible children. This assistance was primarily rendered to children of Marines or Federal law enforcement personnel who were killed on duty or died under extraordinary circumstances while […]

Oct 17th 2007

El Voto Argentino

Alejandro Rozitchner pregunta:
¿Qué van a votar, che? ¿Por qué?

Y surge la genial respuesta de este blogger:
Voy a botar a Cristina Elizabet Fernández de Kirchner, la profundizadora del cambio, la intelectual hegeliana que llevará a la Argentina a un nuevo nivel de desarrollo y justicia social, la abogada platense que nos llenará de orgullo en cuanto […]

Oct 17th 2007

sample law job cover letter

Feel free to use this letter. I was considering it for a while, and have now decided against it.
This application packet, including resume and writing sample, has been sent to you for good luck. It has been around the world nine times. The luck has now been brought to you. […]

Oct 16th 2007

but can the scholars spell “cumulative”?

click to view:

for more of Utah Valley University’s ironic claims of academic prowess, see here.
**disclaimer** this post is not meant to insult any friends of mine who attend UVU, or even former members of my ward who happen to appear in the above photo. rather it is my intent only to expose the UVU wolverines […]