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I hereby nominate Jeremiah Wright and Mike Huckabee for the presidential dream ticket of the Know Nothing party. They can run the country as co-vice-presidents. Wright recently said he was open to serving in that office; Huckabee has been posturing for the spot since January.
Here’s Huckabee last month, defending Wright’s comments as “out of […]

Mitt Romney’s sparkling performance at the 64th Annual Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner is no fluke.
Apparently, he also stole the show at a similarly humor-themed St. Patrick’s Day event in Boston a few years ago. The St. Patrick’s Day tradition includes the “craic” breakfast, where politicians and celebrities crack jokes about each other in a […]

And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you.

The following story personifies the scripture:

Heh.
 

This is the first and great commandment of the Obamessiah.
photo credit: jurvetson
Thoughts on last night’s debate, from the mouth of He who has come to save America:
“They like stirring up controversy and they like playing gotcha games, getting us to attack each other,” he said. “Senator Clinton looked in her element. She was taking […]

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(I believe its been featured on E! News, the Wall Street Journal, Al-Jazeera, and even got a mention on Idol Gives Back last week)

My wife bought me a black North Face jacket last month. I wore it to school on Thursday. Much to my chagrin, so did two people who were walking directly ahead of me on the sidewalk. As I was noticing this, I looked to my right and saw two more people across the quad with […]

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La respuesta definitiva de Fibertel a Mariano Amartino. Jajaja…
Yo: Hola, tengo un problema… no puedo acceder a Google ni a varios de sus servicios. ¿Cuando van a resolver el problema con sus DNS?
Fibertel: Efectivamente, Google está caído y por eso no puede accederlo.

Here’s a description of the Saturday night priesthood meeting, which struck me as a little odd:

The session, which prohibits attendance by women, was also broadcast to church facilities worldwide via satellite. [Associated Press]

I wonder if this reporter bothered to ask anyone at the meeting if they would characterize the meeting as “prohibiting” attendance by women. […]

I can say, with complete certainty, that I will never drink Absolut Vodka ever again.