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Archive for June, 2008

Jun 25th 2008

Facebook is personalizing their ads…heh.

Very creative use of my data on Facebook (age) with the easy guess that I am out of shape. 😛

Jun 25th 2008

Proportional Punishment, in both its spatial and more transcendent dimensions

According to Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, “The death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child.”
Unsurprisingly, the four liberals on the Court agreed while the four conservatives dissented.

Jun 24th 2008

CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin has a mind like a steel trap

Monday on CNN, Wolf Blitzer, Jack Cafferty, Jeffrey Toobin, and Gloria Borger discussed Charlie Black’s statement in Fortune magazine, where he suggested that a terrorist attack on America would turn voters to his guy, McCain. The CNN people piled on about how bad the comment was (the group collectively expressed shock, Cafferty called it “breathtakingly […]

Jun 24th 2008

Finnaly, Tightening Our Borders

Boy George was denied a US visa.

Jun 22nd 2008

Obama: “They’ll say I’m black.”

Behold, The Post-Racial Chosen One:
“They’re going to try to make you afraid of me. He’s young and inexperienced and he’s got a funny name. And did I mention he’s black?“
And thus Obama has cleverly prevented the Republicans from spreading smears in their braille literature.

Jun 22nd 2008

If only Obama had talked to Mugabe

Mugabe rival quits election race.
Zimbabwe’s opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai says he is pulling out of Friday’s presidential run-off, handing victory to President Robert Mugabe.
Mr Tsvangirai said there was no point running when elections would not be free and fair and “the outcome is determined by… Mugabe himself”.
He called on the global community to step in […]

Jun 22nd 2008

John McCain hates black people everyone.

credit: Kenn Christ
From Florida yesterday…
Obama, an Illinois senator, canceled a visit to eastern Iowa last week at the request of state officials and instead went to fill sandbags in Quincy, Ill. McCain, an Arizona senator, toured flood damage in Iowa Thursday.
“I know that Sen. McCain felt as strongly as I did,” Obama said, “feeling […]

Jun 20th 2008

CNN: Rotten Tomatoes = Impeachment!

credit: malias
CNN’s Lou Dobbs has been on a tear about the recent tainted-tomato salmonella outbreak, but this time he’s taken it a step further and is calling for the ultimate political punishment.
The “Lou Dobbs Tonight” host placed the blame for the recent salmonella outbreak squarely on President George W. Bush, calling for his impeachment […]

Jun 20th 2008

CNN: Guilt by…non-exoneration!

Jun 19th 2008

Lunacy – The Video

Without comment, I bring you Malia Lazu from Oil Change International: