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Archive for August, 2008

Aug 31st 2008

Obama in Two Sentences

WordPress maestro and libertarian Mark Jaquith sums The One up:
Obama in two sentences. Part Oprah, part left-wing tool who likes to use “you can do it” catch phrases to mask the stench of socialism.
And, the slightly longer version from Jesse Walker:
Government cannot solve all our problems. Just the ones involving energy, education, work, the weather, […]

Aug 30th 2008

A must-read David Brooks column

It has been recommended by quite a few folks around the blogosphere. The August 29, 2008 column by David Brooks is…hysterical.
Perhaps my favorite two sentences:
For this election isn’t about the past or the present, or even the pluperfect conditional. It’s about the future, and Barack Obama loves the future because that’s where all his accomplishments […]

Aug 29th 2008

Vote or Die!

…or fly coach.
Such are the issues affecting America’s foremost advocate of youth voting.
PG for bleeped language
Hat tip: Ann Coulter.

Aug 29th 2008

Sarah Palin: Dumb hick.

Yeah, right.
I can’t wait for the debate with Biden.

Can. Not. Wait.


Aug 29th 2008

A symphony!

Noonanby burghnews

Aug 29th 2008


Michelle Malkin’s blog has crashed.
The Corner takes forever to load.
It took five minutes to load the “Contribute” page on McCain’s site (donate now!).
The conservative wing of the GOP is fired-up again.

Aug 29th 2008

Vice President Sarah Palin

Just finished watching Sarah Palin’s rally.
It’s over. It’s done. Pack up. Go home.
McCain/Palin are going to crush Obama/Biden.
Prepare for the inevitable Matthews/Olbermann meltdown on November 4th.
This email to The Corner says it all:
“I have never seen Governor Palin speak before in my life, although I have heard of her. Let me say that […]

Aug 29th 2008

Game Over


Aug 28th 2008

Before Obama Drank the Kool-aid

Wait for it, it’s the last sound bite.

Aug 27th 2008

All you need to know about Barack Obama