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Archive for February, 2009

Feb 28th 2009

“A few more ambassadors like this, and MLS is done for”

Breach of contract.

Beckham was imported because of what he could do for the league. He was to be an ambassador. He said so himself, even as fans around the world quizzically and repeatedly asked, “Why MLS?”
“It’s also about being an ambassador for the game here and, hopefully, it is going to encourage other players to [...]

Feb 27th 2009

All Biden All the Time

Here is another individual who has contributed to this blog’s revival. Along with Gibbs, Joe Biden is really too good to be true.

Here he is lying through is teeth about basic facts.

Feb 26th 2009

The Octo-Slam at Denny’s

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

Tip: Grandpa Ron, via email

Feb 26th 2009

Real VP of Genius

This is awesome.
Just…..just…..incredibly awesome.

Feb 25th 2009

“Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.”

Hilarious and true. We take a lot for granted.

Hat tip: Ann Bartow at Madisonian.

Feb 25th 2009

Commenter Brad Says It Best

Over at Think Progress there is an “excellent” post entitled, On So-Called “Irresponsible” Borrowers. Matt Yglesias lays out his case that folks who took bad loans and now are not paying their mortgages are basically blameless for their situation.
The post is truly excellent and highly recommended because as commenter Brad says there:
This post might [...]

Feb 24th 2009

Rorschach Inkblot Test; Version 2009.race

What do you see?

I see a cartoon lampooning the stupid stimulus bill as being something that even a monkey could write.
Of course, if you’re a bigot or Al Sharpton (but I repeat myself), you instantly equate monkeys with black men and assume that the cops were shooting Barack Obama. Huzzah!

Feb 24th 2009

Obama to Lefties: Who’s yo daddy?

The left wing of the Democratic party has got to love news headlines like these:

Who’s yo daddy?

Feb 23rd 2009

This has to be one of the greatest blog posts of ALL TIME

and it is at dailykos.

Feb 21st 2009

How to Know When President Obama is Flip-Flopping

He will claim he has always been “consistent.”

SEN. OBAMA: I will make sure that we renegotiate, in the same way that Senator Clinton talked about. And I think actually Senator Clinton’s answer on this one is right. I think we should use the hammer of a potential opt-out as leverage to ensure that we [...]

Feb 20th 2009

The Perpetual Goal Machine

Alexander Ovechkin.

No known human language is fit to describe fully the sheer beauty of this sequence or its astronomical degree of difficulty. Therefore, watching the clip is recommended.

Feb 16th 2009

The Perpetual Apology Machine

Bill Clinton. The one and only…
I think that the only thing that our administration did or didn’t do that we should have done is to try to set in motion some more formal regulation of the derivatives market.
To be fair, CNN plucks that from the interview to make it the headline. Still kind [...]

Feb 16th 2009

Just Words….Just Meaningless Words

7 campaign promises broken in record time:

1. Make government open and transparent.
2. Make it “impossible” for Congressmen to slip in pork barrel projects.
3. Meetings where laws are written will be more open to the public. (Even Congressional Republicans shut out.)
4. No more secrecy.
5. Public will have 5 days to look at a bill.
6. You’ll know [...]

Feb 14th 2009

Slaughtering Cattle To Make The Sun Rise

And yet more on the cult of the fierce urgency of pork, from Clayton Cramer.
Many “primitive” religions confuse cause and effect. The priest tells you to sacrifice an animal (or sometimes a human being) to make sure that the rains come, so that there will be a bountiful harvest. Would the rains come anyway? Who [...]

Feb 14th 2009

Finally Someone Said It

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act is to Barack H. Obama as the USA Patriot Act is to George W. Bush:

It’s October 2001, and a new President has declared a crisis that demands immediate action. The old policies of the past have failed, he announces, and it is time for far-reaching action that will [...]

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