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Archive for February, 2009

Feb 28th 2009

“A few more ambassadors like this, and MLS is done for”

Breach of contract.

Beckham was imported because of what he could do for the league. He was to be an ambassador. He said so himself, even as fans around the world quizzically and repeatedly asked, “Why MLS?”
“It’s also about being an ambassador for the game here and, hopefully, it is going to encourage other players to […]

Feb 27th 2009

All Biden All the Time

Here is another individual who has contributed to this blog’s revival. Along with Gibbs, Joe Biden is really too good to be true.

Here he is lying through is teeth about basic facts.

Feb 26th 2009

The Octo-Slam at Denny’s

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

Tip: Grandpa Ron, via email

Feb 26th 2009

Real VP of Genius

This is awesome.
Just…..just…..incredibly awesome.

Feb 25th 2009

“Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.”

Hilarious and true. We take a lot for granted.

Hat tip: Ann Bartow at Madisonian.

Feb 25th 2009

Commenter Brad Says It Best

Over at Think Progress there is an “excellent” post entitled, On So-Called “Irresponsible” Borrowers. Matt Yglesias lays out his case that folks who took bad loans and now are not paying their mortgages are basically blameless for their situation.
The post is truly excellent and highly recommended because as commenter Brad says there:
This post might […]

Feb 24th 2009

Rorschach Inkblot Test; Version 2009.race

What do you see?

I see a cartoon lampooning the stupid stimulus bill as being something that even a monkey could write.
Of course, if you’re a bigot or Al Sharpton (but I repeat myself), you instantly equate monkeys with black men and assume that the cops were shooting Barack Obama. Huzzah!

Feb 24th 2009

Obama to Lefties: Who’s yo daddy?

The left wing of the Democratic party has got to love news headlines like these:

Who’s yo daddy?

Feb 23rd 2009

This has to be one of the greatest blog posts of ALL TIME

and it is at dailykos.

Feb 21st 2009

How to Know When President Obama is Flip-Flopping

He will claim he has always been “consistent.”

SEN. OBAMA: I will make sure that we renegotiate, in the same way that Senator Clinton talked about. And I think actually Senator Clinton’s answer on this one is right. I think we should use the hammer of a potential opt-out as leverage to ensure that we […]