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Archive for March, 2009

Mar 23rd 2009

Warren Buffett: President and Congress Should Focus on Fixing Economy, Not on Liberal Pet Projects

Partial transcript below the video clips:

BUFFETT: …And, Joe, it–if you’re in a war, and we really are on an economic war, there’s a obligation to the majority to behave in ways that don’t go around inflaming the minority. If on December 8th when–maybe it’s December 7th, when Roosevelt convened Congress to […]

Mar 22nd 2009

It has come to this

Government bailout recipients are fomenting hate toward other government bailout recipients.

The Connecticut Working Families Party [CWFP] this weekend has organized a bus store that will make stops at Wilton, Connecticut, AIG office as well as the security-patrolled homes of AIG execs who are fearing for their lives.
“We’re going to be peaceful and lawful in […]

Mar 20th 2009

Hillary Clinton 2012

You know it’s going to happen.
It finally hit me today when I saw this post on Ace of Spades, which opens with harsh criticism of Obama from Robert Reich. Yeah, the former Labor Secretary under Bill Clinton. Hmmm…
Is it really a stretch that Hillary could step down as Sec of State in a […]

Mar 20th 2009

I Blame Global Warming

Gaia is displeased that we have not headed the warnings of Al Gore.

The AFP reports, ‘No living thing left’ as Tonga volcano erupts.
Obviously, this kind of destruction can only be the result of man’s parasitic presence on planet earth.

Mar 20th 2009

We are fortunate as a nation…

…to have elected such a sensitive man as president.

Or as Ed Morrissey put it, “thank goodness we didn’t elect that classless trailer-park hick from Alaska.”

Mar 19th 2009

NO! DVDs Obama gave British PM don’t play in UK

I figured this story had to be false when I read the headline, but unfortunately, it is not. The Telegraph reports:

Alas, when the PM settled down to begin watching them the other night, he found there was a problem.
The films only worked in DVD players made in North America and the words “wrong region” came […]

Mar 19th 2009

“Sacred Trust”? Words. Just Words.

Broken Obama campaign promise #5,221.
Or perhaps just another semantics issue.

Mar 18th 2009

“First, I’d like to say thank you to President Obama!” said President Obama

A teleprompter blunder led to President Barack Obama thanking himself as he kicked off a speech at the White House yesterday with Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen.

Video of this event is not available anywhere. Robert Gibbs probably ate it. If video ever leaks out, teleprompter president . com should have it.
If President Bush made […]

Mar 18th 2009

I am a steadfast, dyed-in-the-wool, principled conservative. Who voted for Obama.

Dear Mainstream Media:
I’m a conservative who believes that other conservatives are fat, drug-stuffed, money-grubbing warthogs like Rush Limbaugh, or scary inbred backwoods retards like Sarah Palin.

It only gets better if you read it all.

Mar 17th 2009

Obama on the Economy: I Feel Like I’m Taking Crazy Pills

Dear President Obama:
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. You see, everything you denounced during the campaign, you are doing. I can’t go through every single instance right now. It would take me a few days to type out the whole list of things you have switched positions on in just six months […]