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Archive for May, 2009

May 19th 2009

Students Who Paid to Attend Obama Inauguration, Balls Launch Suit

The AP (5/14, Pickler) reports, “A lawsuit was filed in federal court Wednesday on behalf of more than 15,000 students who paid thousands to attend President Barack Obama’s inauguration but reportedly were left out in the cold.” The complaint “filed in Washington says Vienna, Va.-based Envision EMI promised middle, high school and college students across […]

May 18th 2009

Nancy Pelosi Haikus

by Jim Treacher:
I knew I knew not
And I didn’t know I knew
Now my face implodes
What’s this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Let’s try the left one
As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
“I’m a lying [bleep]”
I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what I’ll say next
I’ve been a liar
A […]

May 17th 2009

Liz Cheney On Interrogations

Great “debate” with Eugene Robinson.


Hat tip: Newsbusters.

May 14th 2009

Obama: We can’t just keep borrowing money.

Imagine Bush in 2003 railing against the invasion of Iraq.
Obama’s presidency has descended into the surreal.
May 14 (Bloomberg) — President Barack Obama, calling current deficit spending “unsustainable,” warned of skyrocketing interest rates for consumers if the U.S. continues to finance government by borrowing from other countries.
“We can’t keep on just borrowing from China,” Obama […]

May 14th 2009

Editorial Advice for Keith Olbermann and Countdown

Maybe its time for Keith Olbermann to begin his broadcasts with the number of days since Senate Majority leader, Harry Reid, declared the Iraq war was lost.

May 13th 2009

Here’s someone I enjoy: Nancy Pelosi

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May 13th 2009

Illegal Immigration Straw Men Debunked

By Representative Lamar Smith of the 21st District of Texas (May 6, 2009):
Organizations such as the National Council of La Raza, the Mexican-American Legal Defense and Educational Fund (MALDEF), the League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) and the Migration Policy Institute know that most Americans disagree with their desire for amnesty. Most Americans want […]

May 12th 2009

La Corrupción de Los Kirchner

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May 12th 2009

Biden’s Blunders

Update: Apparently, Biden has now revealed the location of the secret bunker that houses the Vice President of the United States in emergencies. This is in addition to the following list, but it kind of makes them seem insignificant in comparison. The secret bunker disclosure sort of takes the cake.
Via Fox News, April 17, 2009:
Vice […]

May 10th 2009

Happy Mother’s Day