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Archive for September, 2009

Sep 30th 2009

Father Polanski would be getting less sympathy

I concur.
Imagine if the Knight of Columbus decided to give an award to a pedophile priest who had fled the country to avoid prison. The outcry would be universal. Victim groups would demand the award be withdrawn and that the organization apologize. Religion reporters would be on the case with the encouragement of their editors. […]

Sep 29th 2009

Moment of Zen on MSNBC

Arianna Huffington responds to calls for further investigation of ACORN corruption by bringing up “Halliburton! Iraq! Halliburton!” (2:30 into video)

Sep 29th 2009

Roman Polanski raped a child

Correction: Drugged and then raped a child.
Some links for the morally confused:
Great News For (Famous) People Who Rape Children!
Common Roman Polanski Defenses, Refuted
Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child

Sep 29th 2009

Whoppi Goldberg Goes Off The Rails

Choice quotes from Whoopi:
But it wasn’t rape-rape.
The world see 13 year-old and 14 year-olds differently.

Sep 19th 2009

BYU Football = US Soccer

Flashes of brilliance followed by habitual disappointment.
I have come to accept that neither are elite teams, nor will be in the near future.

Sep 19th 2009

Mashup: Kanye West Interrupts….Obama’s Speech

Sep 17th 2009

I can haz more lies.

Fake but accurate.
President Barack Obama, seeking to make a case for health-insurance regulation, told a poignant story to a joint session of Congress last week. An Illinois man getting chemotherapy was dropped from his insurance plan when his insurer discovered an unreported gallstone the patient hadn’t known about.
“They delayed his treatment, and he died because […]

Sep 17th 2009

Obama Cancels Missile Shield for Poland

On the 70th anniversary of the Soviet invasion.
You cannot make this stuff up.

Sep 17th 2009

Kanye West has something to say…

…to all readers of this blog. See it here.

Sep 15th 2009

Sign of the Apocalypse #1,123

ACORN (“Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now”) issued the following statement about a lender’s misconduct after foreclosing on a $12 million Malibu beach property:
“This is the ultimate example of dancing on the shattered dreams of the millions of Americans who’ve lost their homes. They should be ashamed of themselves,” said Association of Community Organizations […]