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A great collection of the Mitch Hedberg ads for the Jimmy John’s sandwich chain.
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Please spare us the doomsday scenarios and predictions until you have read the law. Opponents of the law claim it will lead to racial profiling and discrimination. This is a possibility with any and every law. If Arizona wanted to stick it to hispanics, it didn’t need to pass an immigration law, it could have [...]

A quick joke from a regular reader:
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty-five.”
“Fifty-five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty-two.”
“How do you get that?” the lawyer asks.
Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”