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Archive for May, 2010

May 29th 2010

Mitch Hedberg – Jimmy John’s Ads

A great collection of the Mitch Hedberg ads for the Jimmy John’s sandwich chain.
Listen:
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May 22nd 2010

Best Way to Understand New Arizona Immigration Law? Actually Read It.

Please spare us the doomsday scenarios and predictions until you have read the law. Opponents of the law claim it will lead to racial profiling and discrimination. This is a possibility with any and every law. If Arizona wanted to stick it to hispanics, it didn’t need to pass an immigration law, it could have […]

May 18th 2010

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

May 15th 2010

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven…

A quick joke from a regular reader:
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty-five.”
“Fifty-five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty-two.”
“How do you get that?” the lawyer asks.
Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”

May 12th 2010

A Specter of Party Flexibility