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Archive for September, 2010

Sep 18th 2010

Mort Kondracke Achieves Complete and Total Beclownment

I assume Mort’s rantings are representative of the entire Washington Republican establishment (a la McConnell and McCain), which appears to be collectively crapping its pants over the election of candidates who believe in the constitution.
I borrowed the title of this post from this old post of Doug’s.

Sep 9th 2010

Is There Nothing that Will Not Cause Them to Riot?

CNN, 9-9-2010: “Obama says Quran burning is ‘recruitment bonanza’ for al Qaeda”
New York Times, 9-8-2010: “Imam Says Moving Center Could Spur Radicals”
I propose we run everything by a mob of people with gasoline, matches, and American flags in Ramallah so as to avoid such scenarios in the future.

“Associated Press: Pakistani lawyers burn a U.S. flag […]

Sep 8th 2010

Quran-Burning First Amendment Flip-Flop

In response to Gen David Petraeus’ denunciation of Florida pastor Terry Jones’ right to engage in a symbolic protest of the 9/11 attacks by burning copies of the Quran this Sept. 11, President Obama said: “Let me be clear: As a citizen, and as president, I believe that members of the Dove World Outreach Center […]