Jul
19th
2005
A Tough Old Cowboy
From an all-encompassingly reader:
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 20 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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HA HA HA!!! Very funny dougy!