January 14, 2005

video: napoleon dynamite reading letterman's top 10 list


i promised my dentist, a native of preston, idaho, that we would post this video featuring the late show's "top ten signs you're not the most popular guy in your high school". napoleon dynamite (jon heder) presents the list.

and remember, kids: hygiene, tetherball, and bowhunting skills are the key to being popular with your peers. for complete instructions, get the napoleon dynamite DVD.

Posted by travis at January 14, 2005 07:50 PM | TrackBack


You are a man of your word. With a good set of skills you may annoy your peers, it is chicks that like a guy with skills (so says Napoleon anyway).


Posted by: Brian Abrams at January 17, 2005 06:49 AM

Ok, another correction - the quote is: Bow-Staff skills. DUH! Freakin Idiots!... lol

Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2005 01:06 PM

Ok, another correction - the quote is: Bow-Staff skills. DUH! Freakin Idiots!... lol

Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2005 01:06 PM

jordan, it's both, duh. lol:

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

see here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes. and, by the way, you only need to push "post" once. it's weird, i know.

Posted by: travis at January 28, 2005 05:09 PM

sorry im late i just got done taming this wild honey moon staleon for you guys.... lucky

Posted by: jeremy at February 5, 2005 04:38 PM

i think that this movie was so stupid why would u wast money to go and see it if theres no plot or any thing (rember that this is my opion and not yours so dont get upset about things that matter only to me )however... this movie did have some funny sayings like "tina u fat lard eat your dinner" and everones favorite " frecken' idiote"

Posted by: some one at February 5, 2005 05:31 PM

I like how the last person to post on here can't even spell.
Anyways! It's pretty much the best movie ever made.

Posted by: AyJae at February 7, 2005 01:45 PM

Like anyone could even know that AyJae.

Posted by: Kip at February 7, 2005 01:52 PM

"What you drawing Napoleon"

"Oh, a liger."

"Whats a liger?"

"Just my favorite animal, a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills and magic"

Posted by: Steve at February 7, 2005 09:35 PM

Will someone pick me up?? Then will you bring me my chapstick?? My lips hurt real bad!!

Posted by: Chuck N at February 8, 2005 01:59 PM

yeaaa like Napoleon Dynamite was one of the funniest movies ever made!! something funny is like "back in 82' i could throw a pigskin a quartermile" "how much u wanna bet i could throw this football over them mountains" hahaha yeaaa
peace out

Posted by: brandon at February 10, 2005 06:14 PM

You're just jealous because I've been chatting with hot chicks online all day.

Posted by: DaGenester at February 17, 2005 12:39 PM


Posted by: Abby at February 20, 2005 04:47 PM

nepoleon dynamite sucks ass. worst movie ever.

Posted by: Jonny Love at February 21, 2005 07:15 PM

You have shocks and pegs! Lucky.

Posted by: Kara at February 23, 2005 05:34 AM

haha Napoleon is like so stupid it's funny. It totally cracked me up. UGH Fricken Idiot! ha the best part was when uncle Ricco throws kips steak off his plate at Napoleon omg it just cracked me up! Oh and of course "Tina you fat lard come get some ham!

Posted by: Jordan at February 23, 2005 03:01 PM

Pedro for President

Posted by: Charlie at February 24, 2005 09:30 AM

I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

Posted by: Francis at February 24, 2005 12:31 PM

why are you so sweaty, i have been practicing. parcticing what? SOme dance moves. (drink) that was hilarious

Posted by: poe at February 24, 2005 12:39 PM


Posted by: Kevin at February 24, 2005 12:40 PM

Vote for pedros mom

Posted by: Julian at February 24, 2005 12:40 PM

I want to buy it online

Posted by: Ben Christner at February 26, 2005 04:41 PM

So..tell me what you did again this summer Napoleon?
Went hunting for wolverines in Alaska with my uncle.
Did you shoot any?
Ya, like 50 of them. they were attacking my cousins..what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
A freakin' 12 gauge, what do you think?
Napoloen and I are pretty much best friends right now.

Posted by: Bethany at February 27, 2005 12:44 PM

are u gonna vote for summer...no....who are u voting then...im voting for pedro sanchez, gosh...hey don can i have one of those buttons? (throws button and runs away!)

Posted by: craig at February 27, 2005 05:56 PM

Hey i loved napolean and i still do like yah and heck yes id do so many things just to meet jon heder....BUT BILLIE JOE IS BETTER WAAAAAAY BETTER look him up

Posted by: Madison at March 1, 2005 04:12 PM
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