IMDB has a list of memorable quotes from napoleon dynamite. my favorite interactions in the movie are between (1) napoleon and uncle rico (2) kip and anyone (3) uncle rico and steak. the following is an example of 1 & 3:
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
we are still hosting the video clip of jon heder in character as napoleon reading the late show's "top ten signs you're not the most popular guy in your high school". download or stream the video here. and we continue to recommend--quite vigorously--that everyone purchase the DVD.
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I think that Napoleon Dynamite is the stupidest movie i've ever seen, or WILL ever see in my entire life. (including the pre-existence and the enternities....) It is SOOOOO dumb. I think that you should add a warning statement when you blog about Napoleon Dynamite: "This is THE stupidest movie to have ever been created, and if watched, will only increase the viewer's stupidity."
Posted by: katie at January 20, 2005 05:52 AMwho is this katie freak? no taste in movies. thanks for the link to the quotes. so many great memories.
Posted by: briant at January 20, 2005 08:58 AMI think Napoleon Dynmite was so funny. Thats one of the funniest moveis I've ever seen.Great job Producers.Also Ican best mimck Napoleon,Pedro, And the Koraty Teacher!
Posted by: Brenda's Soulmate at January 26, 2005 09:38 AMnapoleon dynmite was s0 funny it was deff. the funniest movie ever they should ccome out with a second one
Posted by: lance at January 27, 2005 01:25 PMOk, first of all, I do think the movie is stupid, although the movie was "FREAKIN' AWESOME." Anyone at my school who doen't like it, should go live in a sewer. The movie was all around SO funny. I used to consider Monty Python and the Holy Grail to be the funniest, but no - ND is definintly way more halarious! Anyways to the request of a sequal-what are they gonna write about? There is nothing to sequal to! Anyways awesome movie-loved it... Later
Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2005 01:03 PMI think NapDyn is the funniest thing I've seen in my 38 years on this earth. It is worth mentioning that it does take a certain caliber of intellect to even understand the humor of the movie (Exhibit A: Katie...).
May your life be filled with sweet jumps and lots of tots.
Posted by: Tina at January 28, 2005 01:37 PMey well i think that Napoleon Dynamite rules. It is kinda stupid but is sooooo funny!
Posted by: kelsey at January 28, 2005 08:26 PMNapoleon Dynamite was really friggen funny! It had no plot line but it was still hilarious. It was kind of neat when we figured out the director of the movie always spends 4th of July here in Detroit Lakes, MN, lol. But who knows, I heard rumors saying the movie was based on our small town and the people who lived here but hey, we are not what is shows on the movie AT ALL ,lol.. But my whole school has seen it and is still from this very day quoting lines from the movie. It was an awesome movie I will never forget and I hope they make a sequel!!! That would be "friggen sweet"!!
Posted by: Summer at January 28, 2005 11:20 PMnapoleon dynamite is flippin hilarious! go watch it--the best movie.
Posted by: beatrice at January 29, 2005 12:57 PMFirst of all i think Katie should shut up and go watch movies that are boring and suck like herself. anyway i thought the movie was very clever and hilarious.
Posted by: jon at January 29, 2005 07:54 PMhey, everybody lay off katie; she's my sis. she may have poor taste in movies (and political parties), but if you can believe it, she is an excellent chooser of brothers.
no, really, she's a genius, multi-talented, and a tender peach. don't take her napoleon comments personally.
Posted by: travis at January 30, 2005 04:42 PMi love this movie I watch it all the time!!!!!
Posted by: Samantha at January 30, 2005 04:43 PMWOW!!.. Napoleon Dynamite was the Funniest MoVie EVER!!. It was GREAT! =) that KAtie Chick Needs to get oVer it..GOSH!..
yeah, somehow bad taste in political parties leads to hating good movies for no reason. If you're gonna post rubbish, do it about a blockbuster that wastes of millions of dollars and cast potential.
Posted by: kooper at January 31, 2005 12:09 PMNapoleon Dynamite is the best flippin' movie in the whole world! It was hilarious! I hope they make a second one!! I
Posted by: Gina at January 31, 2005 03:18 PMThat was the best bleepin' movie i've ever seen in my life. it was SWEET. gosh. freakin' idiot. i'll be quoting this forever. they better make a second one or their asses will be mine. gosh.
Posted by: Julie-O at January 31, 2005 05:55 PMI think Napoleon Dynamite was the best freakin' movie ever. No, it didn't have a plot or a story line but it was the most flippin' hilarious movie I've ever seen and will EVER see!!! By the way, next time you go wolverine hunting take a freakin' twelve gauge what do you think??? Oh yeah, three last word of advice, VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!!!!!
Posted by: *Jamie* at January 31, 2005 06:44 PMThis movie is the BEST movie ever! You have to watch it like 5 times to really get it! I love it! BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ashley at January 31, 2005 07:02 PMI love Napolean Dynamite!!! Its so FUNNY!!! Its my favorite movie! Anyone who thinks its dumb doesn't have a sence of humor!!!!!!!
Posted by: Catie at January 31, 2005 07:51 PMPeople say Napoleon Dynamite doesn't have a story line, but it does, a lot of em. Like how Deb likes Napoleon, Napolean's grandma is in the hospital and Uncle Rico comes, Pedro runs for president, the dance, Uncle Rico and Kip try to make money, and Kip and Lawfawnduh go out. So it does have a lot of things happening in it!!! Its the best movie ever!!!!
Posted by: Catie at January 31, 2005 07:56 PM....i absolutly LOVED N.D. but most of my girl friends hated it....though i did bash them a bit...hmm...wellll anyways that movie rocked...and am i the only one who thought napoleon was a bit attractive??...yes?....k ....
Posted by: kyleen at February 1, 2005 12:42 PMNap Dyno is like the greatest movie ever. If you don't like it, you're just flippin dumb and stupid. Pedro for President.
Posted by: ahdf at February 1, 2005 04:01 PMNapoleon Dynamite is a riot! It just depends on the kind of humor you have to determine the comedic hillarity of it all. Its the best movie of '05. (that was a joke, ha.) Gosh!
Posted by: Lydia at February 2, 2005 09:45 AMVIVA NAPOLEON! NAPOLEON DYNAMITE ROCKS! I MAKE OUT WITH MY DVD CASE ON A REGULAR BASIS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAUGHT YOU A DELICIOUS BASS!
Posted by: Emily at February 2, 2005 01:18 PMtiNA yoU fAt piEcE oF lArd ComE gEt soME diNNer
Posted by: deB at February 2, 2005 01:58 PMTINA U FAT LARD COME EAT SOME HAM!
haha! love love love it!
"Hey Napoleon, what did you do this summer?"
NAP:I told you i went hunting for wolverines with my uncle
"did you shoot any?"
NAP:yah like 50! what would you do if they were comin after your cousin
"what did you use?"
NAP:A FRIGGIN 12 GAGE WHAT DO YOU THINK! IDIOT
napoleon dynomite is the best movie ever! it's hilarious....you should see it and if you think that it's dumb...you're a freakin idiot.
YOU'RE MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!
NPLNDNMT is the best movie EVER!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! Nepoleon is so dumb, lol, omg! I could watch that movie 4ever! And I'd shoot anyone who says otherwise with a frikkin 12 gauge, wudda u think?! GOSH!!!!KUWL! BYEZZ YA'LL
Posted by: Jessie at February 3, 2005 06:29 PMFUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE. EVER!!!!!
Posted by: emily at February 5, 2005 02:25 PMYes ND is the flippin' sweetest movie ever.
Haha. I'm annoying everyone I know quoting it but I don't care cause I think it's the funniest thing I've seen in ...forever.
Dance Napoleon, dance!
My flippin' sexy hunk of burnin' love!
Haha :p
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Posted by: Leenie at February 5, 2005 05:18 PMNapoleon Dynamite was sooo freakin awsome! mr friend knows that dude in the bus in the begining of the movie! And she got her movie signed! in the words of Napoleon "LUCKY!"
Posted by: Amy at February 7, 2005 05:52 PMI love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon I love napoleon
Posted by: niki at February 8, 2005 06:16 PMNapoleon Dynamite was the funniest movie ever made. Katie needs to get out of the house a little more and and fix hersel a "dang quesa-dilluh!"
HECK YES!I agree with JUSTIN^, it was THEE funniest movie ever made!! "Well I have your equipment in my locker you might wanna come get it cause I can't fit my num chucks in there anymore"- Napoleon "Wheres your locker"- Deb
"CYA"- KIP
this was the funniest movie ever. And that is not an opinio0n.
Posted by: dan at February 11, 2005 03:16 PMthis movie was awsome whoever does not like it is a flipping IDIOT JESE.
Posted by: billy at February 11, 2005 03:18 PMi think napoleon dynomite was kinda stupid and pointless but it was an AWESOME movie!!!
"Uncle Rico..grandma called..she said she wants you to leave!..You're ruining our lives!..and eating all of our steak!"
Posted by: rachel at February 13, 2005 04:07 PMNapoleon Dynamite is the best friggin' movie ever to be made...i can twait till another movie like tHAT COMES OUT....it'l be flippin' too.Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite is the best friggin' movie ever to be made...i can twait till another movie like tHAT COMES OUT....it'l be flippin' too.Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?
well, at my school, there is this kid and he can imitate him perfectly, i mean it too, it is awesome, well anyway, i like the part where he is like "it is like a lion and a tiger mixed, it is pretty much my favorite animal..."
and when the other dude he lives with, not uncle rico, um... i am so brain dead today, i keep making mistakes, GOSH, anyway (sigh....) you're just jealous cause i've been talkin' to hot babes all day!!
oh ya, his name is kip, riiight
Yea well.... your mom goes to college
Posted by: HAHA at February 16, 2005 03:07 PMNapoleon Dynamite was SO FUNNY! I couln't stop laughing the whole time!!!......GOSH!!!
Posted by: amanda at February 16, 2005 04:54 PMNAPOLEON DYNAMITE'S THE BEST!
great job to everyone in the movie! I really enjoyed it.
Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie ever made freakin funnny know one else in the movie theatre was laughing apart from me and my friends. ''Freakin Idiots!''
Posted by: Ash at February 16, 2005 05:02 PMWhat a great job they did in choosing the actors. I really loved how Napoleons eyes were always looking downwards what a sexy beast!
napoleon is hella hot! you freaks that say that was a stupid movie, it was NOT! you guys are all just wannabe nerds. xP ((in kip's voice)) peace out.
Posted by: napoleonrocksmysocks at February 16, 2005 06:08 PMI LOVE NAPOLEON! It is the best movie I have ever seen besides like Finding Nemo...but it's almost as good. Napoleon is so cool!
Posted by: ZOE at February 16, 2005 06:32 PMGOSh.. I could watch this movie every flippin day! i cant believe anyone could diss on it.. I think its funny how theres a girl named Summer in it bc thats my name too ! lol and I kinda look like her.. ok i dont but I have blonde hair what do ya think?! IDIOT.. haha yea this movie is deff a flippin Legend I love it.. Bravo to the Producers.. My friends and I quote the movie all the time.. and it gets us crackin up everytime.. and I think its cute that the Character Deb is the girl from the movie ''Karina Karina'' and ''Andre''.. I was like NIIIIIICE.. lol awesome Movie! - Sum
Posted by: Summer at February 18, 2005 02:44 PMYour mom goes to college!
Posted by: KIP AKA "Justin" at February 19, 2005 12:31 AMI think thats pretty cool!
Posted by: Deb "Jena" at February 19, 2005 12:35 AMso this is probably a super dumb question... why does the statement "your mom goes to college" bother that girl?? does she take it as an insult, like her mom is dumb??? ... i love the movie.. but im a blonde so i didnt quite get that .... ?? anyone?
Posted by: Steph at February 19, 2005 07:57 AMThis movie is flippin' awesome. If ne1 disagrees, they can go feed a llama. :D
Duz ne1 know a website i can go 2, 2 get sum quotes? C'mon ya'll, hook me up!
HOLLA!
Posted by: liger1991 at February 20, 2005 10:07 PMThis movie was hot!! Napoleon is such a fab guy! I love him! And in real life he is one hot man! It took me about 2 or 3 times before the whole story clicked into place... it was a pretty clever plot. For all those who thought this masterpiece was stupid, you are all just a bunch of slutty Lindsey Lohans. Peace out! Have a glam day and, as always, stay in style!
*Kiss Kiss - Sexy Val*
I loved the movie, the funniest movie that was ever made!
Posted by: anna at February 22, 2005 03:59 PMbut my lips hurt real BAD!!!!!!!
Posted by: holly at February 23, 2005 09:09 AMdid u guys see napoleon's ten reasons he's not the most popular guy in school???? its like the funniest thing after the movie.
Posted by: Blake at February 24, 2005 01:58 PMOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE EVEEEEEEEER! I FLIPPING LOVED IT !
Posted by: raiiiiii at February 24, 2005 05:20 PMyo blake how can you see the top 10 reasons thing?
Posted by: napoleonrocksmysocks at February 24, 2005 06:49 PMthis movie was off the shizzle! it was one of the best movies i have EVER seen in my WHOLE life! all you who think it was stupid should go to hell cuz this movie kicked ass!!!
Posted by: Erica at February 25, 2005 07:10 PMyo erica, you are so right. i worship you. peace out.
Posted by: napoleonrocksmysocks at February 25, 2005 08:34 PMsomebody actually registed the domain and put a kip video on it:
http://www.dontbejealousthativebeenchattingonlinewithbabesallday.com/
Posted by: drew at February 28, 2005 04:07 PMYes, Napoleon Dynamite is a a great film, possibly the funniest, most stupid, most creative, and still most realistic high school movie made! Also, for good laughs, check out "Strange Brew"... SCTV fans will love it.
Posted by: Bryan at March 2, 2005 12:13 AMNapoleon is a God. "Come here Tina, ya fat lard, come and get some dinner!" I love it.
Posted by: Tom at March 4, 2005 02:13 PMOMG..........iLOVE napoleon Dynamite it is flippin awsome this dude in my class acts just like kip i maen he sounds just like him his name is jonny Angel and he is the exact duplicate of kip seriously how can any one not like napoleon dynasmite i mean cumon
"TINA YOU FAT LARD CUM GET SUM DINNER""GOSH" my school Garrett middle school is like the BIGGEST fans of napoleon dynamite no lie "bring me my chapstick" IM IN LOVE WITH NAPOLEON DYNAMITE THYE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!