in two separate incidents at age 11, i (1) pretended to be an answering machine and (2) shaved my head for no reason at all. historical documentation is here:
http://www.audlink.com/mailbox/1661/0405031721.mp3
PS: let me explain the recent rash of audio blogging. i have a job delivering car parts. i drive around all day, so cell phone blogging is more convenient for me. i hope nobody minds.