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in an attempt to dethrone peter arnett as biggest news buffoon, geraldo rivera diagrammed the position of the military unit with which he was embedded (and their attack plans) on international TV.

but even geraldo, who once suffered a broken nose at the hands of a chair-weilding skinhead on his daytime talk show, cannot compare to arnett, who is a freaking TOOL.

arnett was fired from NBC and national geographic for being a tool, but the good news is that he has found a new employer! its the “ministry of truth” in oceania. it is likely that there, arnett will be asked to report on that country’s imminent victory over eastasia.