bush to head small african nation
in light of his slumping popularity in the polls, and in an effort to squelch criticism that he is uninterested in foreign affairs, president george w bush announced tuesday that he will enter the presidential race of a yet-to-be-determined african nation. the announcement comes in the middle of his more than ten-nation african tour.
“there are a lotta good candidates here, in what they call the cradle of civilization, but i’m ready. i say, ‘bring it on.’ bring on the challenge. there ain’t no africanee that can beat me.”
bush continued his outrageous manner of speaking, “even challengers like Major Hamza El-Mustapha, Mr. Eshe Oluwa, Dr. Vintu Abossi, and Zainab Abacha are no match for me. ooh rah!”
bush denied that his interest in africa was merely an attempt to woo black voters.