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i have, on two occasions now, overheard the campus tour guides at the university of kentucky telling visitors that the law school is “in the top 25 in the country.”
whenever i hear this, i look up from my casebook with this face:

in early 2005, when i applied, UK was ranked […]

Como expliqué la semana pasada en mi post de Los Auténticos Decadentes, cada viernes posteo una canción de rock nacional (argentino) para celebrar la llegada del bendito finde.
Esta semana, un artista que no necesita introducción: Andrés Calamaro, de su disco Honestidad Brutal.
Andrés Calamaro - Te Quiero Igual

Creo que todos los viernes voy a “postear” una cancion de rock nacional (argentino).
Así que para inaugurar este tipo de post pongo una canción de uno de mis grupos favoritos, Los Auténticos Decadentes (un placer pecaminoso, unos dirían…).
Los Auténticos Decadentes - Sigue Tu Camino

Los Callejeros están dando un concierto en Córdoba hoy. Los Callejeros regresan a los escenarios después de una ausencia larga, debido a la tragedia de Cromañon en 2004.
Si no pudiste llegar al Chateau Carreras, acá tenés para escuchar tres de los temas que ellos tocaron hoy. Supongo que eso sería casi todos los […]

today my sister asked me what i think of illinois senator barack obama. that brought to mind a recent ted kennedy moment. in this short audio clip, he calls barack obama “osama bin la-he-he” then “osama obama.” he never quite gets it right.
in any case, it’s very funny. listen.

audio as recorded by student sean allen. bennnish, on the today show, claimed he was merely presenting a different perspective to challenge the students. listen for yourself and see if you agree.

previous david gregory coverage here. videos here and here.
white house correspondent, david gregory, called imus from india thursday, apparently while he was completely tanked. following is the transcript and the complete audio, courtesy of drudge and radioblogger.
AUDIO

GREGORY’S GIGGLES: NBCNEWS WHITE HOUSE REPORTER CALLS SHOW WHILE ‘DRUNK’?
Thu Mar 02 2006 08:52:09 ET
NBC […]

i began writing this draft last fall and lost interest, so it was never actually published. i present it here, still unfinished, but still thought-provoking outrageous enough. the subject is also very appropriate for the july 4th weekend.
a couple of the jokes are kind of dated. one is the reference to the […]

i just got done listening to “professor” ward churchill’s Q&A with reporters in hawaii. the first four-fifths of the discussion are relatively normal, if you disregard the screeching introduction offered by the host, which sounded more like a rousing international A.N.S.W.E.R. protest than a civilized, academic Q&A.
but as the Q&A went on, […]

hear your favorite napoleon dynamite quotes in soundbyte audio form at albinoblacksheep.com. there’s a napoleon dynamite soundboard and a pedro sanchez soundboard.
tip of the hat to mason.
our other napoleon dynamite posts are here.

if you ever mess with my peeps again, you cowardly little piss nozzle, i will beat you without mercy.
UPDATE #1: here’s the story:

A 19-year-old woman was leaving her apartment on Monday afternoon when a man, who looked dirty and possibly homeless approached her and firmly grabbed her arm. She pulled away, but the man […]

in two separate incidents at age 11, i (1) pretended to be an answering machine and (2) shaved my head for no reason at all. historical documentation is here:
http://www.audlink.com/mailbox/1661/0405031721.mp3
PS: let me explain the recent rash of audio blogging. i have a job delivering car parts. i drive around all day, […]

here are my sarcastic thoughts on the candidate for utah governor’s compelling slogan, via cell phone:
http://www.audlink.com/mailbox/1661/0404301536.mp3

when the going gets tough, run away! just like democrats in texas, who knew they were going to lose a certain vote, so they holed up at the holiday inn in oklahoma for a few days. we can all be assured that in the future, it will be with wet eyes that texans […]