all-encompassingly

Welcome to the Unfastened Coins website. This site is dedicated to
exposing the truth about the government’s involvement in the sinking
of the Titanic. Specifically, that they did it (and by “they” I mean
Jews).
maddox

…because it’s not expressly prescribed in the Constitution.
Courtesy of: Mark Hemingway.

Or just the first part of a joke?
Waffle House brawl lands Kid Rock in jail

Feel free to use this letter. I was considering it for a while, and have now decided against it.
DATE
NAME
TITLE
FIRM
ADDRESS
CITY STATE ZIP
Dear NAME
This application packet, including resume and writing sample, has been sent to you for good luck. It has been around the world nine times. The luck has now been brought to you. […]

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for more of Utah Valley University’s ironic claims of academic prowess, see here.
**disclaimer** this post is not meant to insult any friends of mine who attend UVU, or even former members of my ward who happen to appear in the above photo. rather it is my intent only to expose the UVU wolverines […]

this is a compilation of coke zero “taste infringement” ads:

and this is an extended clip of my favorite of the series:

This guy is awesome on the court…and seems to have a wicked sense of humor too.

here

maybe not gay:

definitely gay:

the title of this post alludes to the SNL classic ambiguously gay duo.

“recent polls have shown a fifth of americans can’t find the US on a world map. why do you think this is?”
things you could have said in response to the ridiculous claim that one out of five americans cannot find his own nation on a map:

“is it a blank map or a […]

what is your ratio of keys to doodads?
before you go grab your keys, please review the following definitions:
key: a usually metal instrument by which the bolt of a lock is turned.
doodad: item for which there is no functional use. for example, dice hanging from a rear-view mirror have no functional […]

There are smart criminals and there are dumb criminals. And then there are the sub-zero IQ criminals.
A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
…
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to […]

in three parts (and counting). an excerpt i enjoyed:

We took our seats and I stared blankly at the menu while I tried to devise something to say that wouldn’t sound stilted. I think it came out:
I am most pleased that with you I am undertaking this excursion. I have hopes that it will bring […]

it looks like W just brings out the worst in everyone:

Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams came from Ireland to Texas to declare that President Bush should be impeached.
In a keynote speech at the International Women’s Peace Conference on Wednesday night, Ms. Williams told a crowd of about 1,000 that the Bush administration has been […]

i dashed off this post last february, but never published it — travis

HAMBURG, Pa., Feb. 16 — Gov. Edward G. Rendell on Friday ordered a review of the state’s “unacceptable” response to an ice and snow storm that left thousands of people stranded, some for more than a day, on long sections of three major […]