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no flag-burning amendment; koran desecration amendment proposed
i wrote this satirical headline in the summer of 2005. another attempt to prohibit flag burning failed to pass, and the prominent media cheered. this, while swarming like piranas around soon-to-be-debunked claims of koran desecration at gitmo. i was frustrated, and penning the title of the [...]

From Dave Barry via Yahoo:
Manual gearbox foils car thieves
Two U.S. car thieves failed to make their getaway in a car they had just stolen because they couldn’t figure out how to use its manual transmission, a witness said on Wednesday.
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“The kid was just sitting in the car trying to start it but he had no [...]

No one is safe.
Seriously.

Hat tip: The Corner at NRO.

Ouch.

Jet Airways, one of the leading Airways in India anoounced to their customers that they have changed. Kingfisher Airlines, on top of it whipped them by saying “We made them change”.

i own both a PC and a mac. both machines have their pros and cons, obviously. my ibook crashes just as much as my PC does. and because of mac’s snide little ads making fun of PCs, i have less patience for my mac’s problems. i am glad somebody made these [...]

Así es la revolución bolivariana!
Unos ejemplos de la nueva programación de TVES, reemplazante de RCTV.

Seen at the Salt Lake City airport:

Mike Huckabee talking about spending restraint saying that we should not be spending money “like John Edwards in a beauty shop.”
Not a particularly substantive statement, I suppose, but I think it will probably be the line of the night. Got a long ovation from the audience.

A quick tip for students guessing their way through multiple-choice final exams.

So, yesterday I came across this ad on a Twitter page that commented on the TV series Lost:

and now all-encompassingly is serving me these two ads in the sidebar:

This makes me want to google and see if a club of “dumb homosexual veterinarians interested in fecal flotation tests” exists…although I think that doing so would [...]

please pardon our cafeteria-style blogging.

Joakim Noah was voted off of American Idol. What will America talk about on Thursday mornings now?
 

I’ve been listening to the Dennis Miller radio show a bit now. You can listen live at his site and download the show from his web site.
On Friday Dennis got a call from a dude pitching his conspiracy web site. Listen as Dennis deals with the call.