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richard miniter weirdly reports on CPAC:

Everyone loves Rudy [giuliani].
Well, not everyone.
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, who also packed the hall [at CPAC], took a subtle swipe at Giuliani. [mitt] called [mrs. romney] up to the podium, who announced that the couple was about to celebrate their 38th wedding anniversary. No one missed that the thrice [...]

check out the poll. cast your vote. then comment here to tell us why you voted that way.
the infamous candidates:
mel gibson - made insensitive comments about jews
michael richards - made insensitive comments about blacks
john kerry - joked that our troops are stupid; claimed the US is an international pariah
isaiah washington - [...]

Celebrated by Ivygateblog.com as “the best video produced by students in the history of the universe,” this prank stands as a heartwarming testament to the incredible fortitude of the human spirit. Plus there’s a dancing keg.
In honor of Gavin Newsom checking into rehab (more on that later!) we bring you an alcohol inspired prank from [...]

Assemblywoman Sally Lieber, D-Mountain View, wants to outlaw spanking children up to 3 years old. If she succeeds, California would become the first state in the nation to explicitly ban parents from smacking their kids.
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The bill, which is still being drafted, will be written broadly, she added, prohibiting “any striking of a child, any corporal [...]

this incredible report is actually compiled with footage from 2000-2002, but i’d never seen it before today. i doubt many have:

here’s a summary of what you’ll see in the video:

A man shoots into a building as if he were defending himself; but the building is actually deserted;
Civilians direct soldiers and crowds of “innocent bystanders” [...]

and it is (drum roll, please): a draft version of an AP story mentioning the possibility that the US could win the war in iraq! sin of all sins! (any reference to victory was, of course, absent from the final version). here’s how dailykos parsed the story:

kos loon: [...]

from the site:
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now, the pro and con to buying nursing uniforms online:

pro: [...]

now as we approach our fourth year of blogging at all-encompassingly.com, i have gone through our comment history and found quite a few interesting insults directed either at travis, doug, or the blog. and i’ve realized a few things:
(1) this list has taken me a lot longer to compile this year than it [...]

video here. i guess this gets ABC out of legal trouble, but some are not satisfied:

Shouldn’t ROSIE be doing the retracting?? Don’t tell me Rosie’s bullied the main host of the show into doing her dirty work.

Rosie…stand up and apologize like a er..um..eh..man.

Boring… but at least I can say that I’ve seen a mummy [...]

It’s December 23rd, which means that people from around the world will be gathering in their living rooms tonight around the aluminum pole for the airing of grievances and feats of strength.
 
UPDATE: ¡Festivus, explicado en Español!

as we predicted, use of the botched joke excuse is growing. as with our predictions on new LDS apostles and jurisprudential trends, you can take our prognostications to the bank.
previous offenders:
john kerry
faith hill
new offenders: (in order of increasing seriousness)
jim mora
rosie o’donnell
wesam al delaema
jim mora took some flack from atlanta fans after he [...]

nice try making video games sound like they belong in a serious conversation, that is. from wikipedia’s page on the state of hawaii, discussing places in various media in which it has been featured, after film and television:

Other Media
An unidentified tourism community in Hawaii is featured as a level in the Tony Hawk’s Underground [...]

look at this jacket (go ahead, laugh). it is ridiculous-looking. who in their right mind is going to want to wear it?
the motorola audex jacket is an “i love the 2000s” instant hit. i mean, you could make a VH1 “i love 2006″ right now, and this jacket could be [...]