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Jun 8th 2007

Che Guevara: Homophobe.

If this doesn’t get nutty leftist professors and idiotic college students to start hating the world’s greatest t-shirt salesman…well, nothing will.

He’s the ultimate symbol of radical chic but was Che Guevara really a homophobic, racist square who personally ordered the jailing and executions of innocent men, women and children?

That’s according to Humberto Fontova, the author of “Exposing the Real Che Guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him,” who claims that Guevara probably would have imprisoned or punished most of his celebrity fans, from Johnny Depp to Angelina Jolie.

Imprisoning political dissidents? “No big deal.”

Seizing private property? “Not important.”

Mass murderer? “Who cares.”

Homophobe? “Really? That sucks.”

The tide may yet turn…get your Che apparel while it’s still being sold in fashionable college bookstores!

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