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in another desperate attempt to win the 2000 presidential election, liberals are claiming that florida voters mistook vice-presidential candidate dick cheney for jason alexander, formerly “george” of seinfeld.

“they hadn’t seen him for a few years, except on those KFC commercials, so they thought it might really be him” a spokesman for florida democrats said tuesday. “they were so overjoyed, they marked the wrong box on the confusing ballot, and they weren’t allowed to vote because of their race, and they were misled and cheated and lied to and you can’t count those absentee ballots and what idiot wrote the constitution and what is an electoral college? since it was a fictitious election, can we have a recount now, pleeeeease?”