dear gary bettman dish network
i hate you.
i don’t have OLN. you removed it from my dish package as soon as you inked the tv deal with the NHL. this means i have missed the entire NHL playoffs for the second year in a row. they might as well not even be happening, since the only clips i see are the 9-second game recaps on sportscenter. i guess i should be happy that i, at least, get ESPN, you bastards. to make matters worse:
OLN has the first two games of the Stanley Cup final before NBC takes over for Games 3 through 7. [depressing source]
awesome job, people. the average subscriber gets to see two to five playoff games this year. you have ruined a second NHL season in a row for me, not to mention my whole life.
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curtis, call hugo chavez. tell him the common people–those who don’t have the benjamins to subscribe to an obscure outdoor nature channel–urgently need his help.
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That’s odd. My cable company struck a deal with OLN to add a channel for the lower tier customers to be able to watch playoff games on OLN.
Maybe you should be talking to the dish company instead of Bettman.
thanks. i have changed the post to apportion blame where it is really due: dish network.