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Jul 31st 2006

Dilbert: Solving World Peace

From the Dilbert blog, via Instapundit:

Recently we had a heat wave in California. My air conditioner broke because, I assume, it is not designed to operate in hot weather. That was the bad news. The good news is that I solved the problems in the Middle East. Allow me to explain.

During the several days that it was 112 degrees and I had no AC, all I wanted to do was build an IED and kill the AC guy who kept driving right past my office and helping other people. In fact, I wanted to kill everyone who didn’t agree with me on just about any point whatsoever.

And I realized that the problem with the Middle East is insufficient AC. If you think about it, virtually all of the organized violence in the world is originating from places where they have poor air conditioning. And in the desert, 112 degrees is considered a pleasant day. Imagine how grumpy you would be at 125 degrees. And guess what I never see on TV when they show footage of the Middle East?

Shade.

Every frickin’ person they interview in the Middle East is standing directly in the sun. Some shade would be a good step toward world peace.

Read the whole thing.

One Response to “Dilbert: Solving World Peace”

  1. J.P.Kerawala

    Hi Dilbert,
    Interesting thought, but then how do you account for the aggresive moods at the Siachen Glacier. Indian and Pakistani troops are always at each others throats up there in the Himalayas.
    Jhangir