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Jul 8th 2004

excellent bush quotations

“The other day here in Florida [Sen. Kerry] claimed some important endorsements from overseas,” Mr. Bush told 15,000 cheering partisans. “He won’t tell us the name of the foreign admirers.”

“That’s OK,” he added. “Either way, I’m not too worried, because I’m going to keep my campaign right here in America.” [source]

and this:

“Senator Kerry voted for the Patriot Act, for NAFTA, for the No Child Left Behind Act, and for the use of force in Iraq,” the president said. “Now he opposes the Patriot Act, NAFTA, the No Child Left Behind Act, and the liberation of Iraq.”

“My opponent clearly feels strongly about each of these issues,” he added. “So strongly that one position is never just enough.”

“Someone asked Senator Kerry why he voted against the $87 billion funding bill to help our troops in Iraq,” Mr. Bush said. “Here’s what he said: ‘I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.’”

“That sure clears things up, doesn’t it?” [source]

ouch. hilarious and true. john kerry was pretty funny with his “we have better hair” comment, though….yeah.

2 Responses to “excellent bush quotations”

  1. Geez, that’s a tough call…vote for the guy who has a solid core or go with the guy with great hair. That’s a tough one.

  2. al

    That is great! I like that second one.

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