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Oct 24th 2006

George Tenet: Making Slam Dunk Gadgets

Former CIA Director George Tenet is going to work for a British firm that makes spy gear.

Former U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Director George Tenet has joined the British research firm thought to have provided the inspiration for ‘Q’, the character who creates spy gadgets for James Bond.

Tenet has been appointed an independent non-executive director of QinetiQ, the company said on Tuesday.

“I am especially interested in the capacity of the company’s technologies to meet a number of the challenges faced by our nations’ military and intelligence personnel,” Tenet said.

Tenet was heard whispering to his co-workers before the press conference, “Hey guys, I’ve got a slam dunk idea for a cool gadget.”

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