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Dec 10th 2010

Global Warming Summit Goes to Cancun

Of course, temperatures then plunge to record lows.

As negotiators from nearly 200 countries met in Cancun to strategize ways to keep the planet from getting hotter, the temperature in the seaside Mexican city plunged to a 100-year record low of 54° F.

2 Responses to “Global Warming Summit Goes to Cancun”

  1. Which of course doesn’t matter.

    ….drum roll….

    ********* BECAUSE THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!! ***********

  2. Sherilyn

    Too funny.