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Nov 20th 2007

“God is Brazilian,” says Brazilian Prez

Yeah, well, that would explain their freakishly good soccer team, too.

“This discovery… proves that God is Brazilian,” he said during a speech at his presidential palace in the capital Brasilia.

His theological assertion is not original: Brazilians have long claimed that God shares their nationality on the basis of the natural resources at their disposal.

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