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Aug 26th 2003

Grand Old Party

If only we could have block-parties like this where I live…

Republicans in Harris County, Texas, are holding a Dem-olition Derby.

They’re throwing a [grand old] party on Sunday to tear down the recently vacated county Democratic Party headquarters in Houston.

Guests have been asked to bring sledgehammers and other tools of destruction.

The building, which the Democrats had been leasing, was recently sold to a developer, who gave the Republicans permission to raze hell with it.

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