happy fathers’ day
we would like to wish our dads each a happy fathers’ day. we’re not sure if they will read this because we know how much trouble it has been to teach them to use the “confounded, new-fangled internet” [their words], but if they have learned, and they do read this, we wish them the very best!
and in honor of father’s day and golf (a sport every father loves), we’d like to now make our much anticipated prediction for most dominant male golfer during the next calendar year. the competitors who comprise the fields in each week’s tournaments are so evenly matched, our choice is, by no means, clear cut. but based on astrological readings and by being in touch with PGA karma, we’re going to go ahead and say: tiger woods. we predict tiger to be the most dominant male golfer during the next calendar year. so, with that sleeper prediction, you can now go out and bet with confidence. you don’t have to thank us. its the least we could do to thank you for the tireless, thankless hours of work you put in to teach us not to throw a ball like a girl (and other things relating to manliness).
so, happy father’s day! thanks for being our dads. as always, good luck sneaking away for golf.
“Today is Father’s Day, so everyone out there: Happy birthday!”
Ralph Kiner, announcer for the New York Mets