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apply yourself earnestly and freely to the overthrow of all your former opinions

Dec 13th 2007

Huckathrashed

Ouch.

Hey, Huck, welcome to the show. Stop whining and face the music. You’re not just a warm up act anymore. People want to know what you think. Everyone wants a real opinion from you. Some substance. It’s not like being a preacher, or a local politician. These people, they have cameras and voice recorders. They listen to the words.They assume a correlation with your likely actions in reality. They aren’t gonna give you a break because, you know, it came out a little wrong. Because, Huck, what the President of the United States says — about weirdo religions that believe odd things, (how about those Wahabis? Hindus? Kinda makes the Mormons look like, well, Christians.) or taxes, or college tuition breaks for the children of illegal immigrants — those comments can start wars, move markets, or encourage more illegals to move here. This is serious. You’re not in Little Rock anymore. It’s hard Huck, when your decisions matter.

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