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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Feb 16th 2004

If this doesn’t send off warning bells…

Several days ago, here is what the father of “that intern” said to the press:

“I think he’s a sleaze-ball,” Mr Polier told the London Sun. “I did kind of wonder if my daughter didn’t get that kind of feeling herself.

“He’s not the sort of guy I would choose to be with my daughter.”

Now, here is what he and his wife are saying:

“We have spoken to our daughter and the allegations that have been made regarding her are completely false and unsubstantiated. We love and support her 100 percent and these unfounded rumors are hurtful to our entire family. We appreciate the way Senator Kerry has handled the situation, and intend on voting for him for president of the United States.”

Sleaze-ball to presidential in just a few days. Hmmmm…..

One Response to “If this doesn’t send off warning bells…”

  1. One would be led to think that somebody with demonstrated experience in handling bimbo eruptions was involved. Let’s see, who could that be?