Oct
19th
2004
John/John : The Manly Candidates
In the past several days the duo known as John/John to millions of admirers has quashed…I mean QUASHED…any doubt that they are, in fact, the manliest of all duos.
Kerry playing soccer.
Edwards playing Barbie (with his own hair).
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Someone should call the EPA! Eddy boy is polluting the environment with all that hair spray.
While watching this hilarious video a thought crossed my mind. I can’t stand hair spray. Whenever someone is putting it on around me I get light-headed after about 5 seconds of spray. I don’t know about anyone else, but the only people I have seen that seem to have a resistance to hair spray are all girls. This leads me to believe that we might actually be witnessing a first here in politics; the first woman vice president that can through a football pretty good. This would also explain all the hugging between Edwards and Kerry. At least it would make me feel a little better about all the touching. Well, he would still be one ugly woman, no matter how pretty he/she tries to look.
By the way, to any of the guys out there who use hair spray… STOP! It just isn’t right. Use some gel or something. But if you insist on using it, do two things: remember to buy the environmentally safe spray, and second use a well ventallated room for your sake and mine.