lance to france: do not mess with texas
SEVEN-TIMES Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, provoked by recent doping allegations, is considering coming out of retirement in a bid to win an eighth consecutive edition of cycling’s greatest race.
Armstrong, a father of three who on Monday announced his engagement to rock star Sheryl Crow, confirmed today in a statement released through his agent that accusations from the French sports newspaper L’Equipe have him pondering a comeback.
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“I’m thinking it’s the best way to piss (the French) off,” Armstrong said.
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Alright Lance! Haha, those Frenchies can eat his tire smoke from behind!
(I wish I was in that good of shape…)
Anyway, lets hear something about the Hurricane!! The Democrats are going wild! No doubt they’ll start claiming that Bush’s business interests spread into Africa and caused the radical climate shift, coupled with Greenhouse gases causing global warming (again his business interests…) and so he and Cheney should be hung on recycled posts or something…
Lance is falling for the Frenchies’ trick: they want him back because he is Le Tour, and until someone beats him there is no one to take his place in the lime light. If he comes back he will still dominate…kind of like I dominate Doug in hoops, tennis, and fifa.