look up “paranoid” in a dictionary and you’ll see…
par·a·noid
–adjective
1. Relating to, characteristic of, or affected with paranoia.
2. Exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others: a paranoid suspicion that the phone might be bugged.–noun
One affected with paranoia, i.e., Dan Rather.
on election night, he seriously inquired of ed bradley whether the white house would be using the blogs again to further their sinister purposes to stop the provisional ballot count in ohio.
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speaking of funny news anchors, did anybody see peter jennings stumble and almost fall after he finally signed off at about 6am EDT wednesday morning? it was a long night for these guys.


Did you see Conan O’Brien on Wednesday? Hilarious! They interviewed Bush and Kerry (the one where they have the picture with the mouth cut) and Dan Rather interupted the interview to say that they were ready to call South Carolina for Bush, making fun of the fact that they were afraid to call anything because it was too close. Very funny stuff.