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Jul 31st 2008

My prediction for Obama’s VP pick

He’s Latino.

He’s a celebrity.

And he pioneered Obama’s core message:

“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

 

2 Responses to “My prediction for Obama’s VP pick”

  1. I can’t get over how true these things are about Obama. The unexplainable fascination many have with him as some sort of political savior, generating nicknames like the Obamessiah, the Dalibama, etc…

    I am beginning to sense the McCain campaign’s lack of foresight in how to effectively counter such a pretentious character as Obama.

  2. travis

    i’m scared of pedro because he doesn’t look like the guy on the dollar bill.