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Jan 20th 2005

napoleon dynamite quotes, letterman top ten video

IMDB has a list of memorable quotes from napoleon dynamite. my favorite interactions in the movie are between (1) napoleon and uncle rico (2) kip and anyone (3) uncle rico and steak. the following is an example of 1 & 3:

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

we are still hosting the video clip of jon heder in character as napoleon reading the late show’s “top ten signs you’re not the most popular guy in your high school”. download or stream the video here. and we continue to recommend–quite vigorously–that everyone purchase the DVD.

find all of our past posts on napoleon dynamite here.

130 Responses to “napoleon dynamite quotes, letterman top ten video”

  1. Arione

    Napoleon rocks my world
    Who ever sed it is stupid has angerd pedro and will get a kickin and perhaps a pinota made of them!!!!
    So many gr8 quotes and memorys

  2. Arione

    the defect in this milk is bleach

  3. Apryl Michele

    vote 4 pedro…

  4. Becky

    OMG, I hate that movie. Waste of valuable time to watch idiots make no point. I refuse to vote for pedro.

  5. emmi

    all u people who dont like napoleon [can come to my house and beat me up]….me n my friend katy always talk like him and me and my friend emily always say” tina eat the food!!!”

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  6. chelsea

    this movie is da friggin bomd all you h8ters can go do somethig somewhere

    i have a crush on sam f.

  7. Kimberley

    ah napoleon dynamite is the funniest movie ever! I LOVE IT! whoever thinks it isnt funny has absolutely no sense of humour!! i could watch that movie all day! oh yeah and my friend does the best impression of napoleon!! it is so funny!!! FLIPPIN’ SWEET! yeah so thank you to the ones that made that movie!! IT IS THE BEST!!!!

  8. Elizabeth

    I watched the movie 3 times in a row! but im T.O because i cant learn the dance moves he did at the end. how does he do it?

  9. Brandy

    Gotta question fer all of u Napoleon Dynamite luvers….. sum1 asked me if i knew wut “ur mom goes to college” means…. is it like an insult er wut?¿? I dont get it… im a blonde by heart

  10. joe

    hey!liger1991,if u want a site to go to,search freakin google!GOSH!peeps whove been haten kip and napoleon….dont be jealous that weve been chatting online with peeps allday.o yea the movie was flippin awesome!i gotta go meet lafawnda,peace out.

  11. joe

    people dont be jealous that ive been chatting online with babes all day,and besides we all know that ive been training to be a professional cage fighter.peace out.

  12. joe

    o yea katie u suk tots.

  13. joe

    what the fizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!no1 is writing comments GOSH!u guys suk!just playin.o yea,lafawnda is the best thing that has ever happened to pretty much positive that shes my soul mate.

  14. o ya and i hate sam now hes a friggin idiot well duh

  15. hey all you h8ters you suck and lovers are beeps

  16. Kinda late posting but I have a bunch of photos that I took at the ND festival. Go to and look in my June Archives.

  17. Allison

    I Lllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvv this movie sssssssssooooooooooo much. It is the funniest thing around. PPl @ my skewl quote it aaaaaaaaaalllllllllll the itz really funny.

  18. Dally

    Napolean Dynamite is the movie I’ve been waiting for. I’m sick of these crappy mass movies with no meaning today. Anybody who says Napolean Dynamite has no meaning, all I have to say is a lot of people say The Catcher in the Rye has no meaning–but I liked both and think you have to have a certain sense of humor to enjoy them and see a meaning. Plus, I’m sick of all of the “two kids from different cliques at school meet and fall in love, proving everyone wrong and victoriously bridging the gap once and for all” craptastic movies. When Napolean dances in the end, THAT’S victorious!!!

  19. OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE! it was the best movie ever made. and for all u dorks out there who think it is stupid well LOOK IN THE MIROR! bc it is the best movie and it does have a meaning to it but it is hard to find SO HA it is funny and creative so do not say that it is stupid and if u think it is stupid than u should have looked at the cover.. if u looked at the cover and u thought it was stupid THAN Y DID U WATCH IT and if u liked the cover u probably would like it! DUHH


  21. napolean dynamite is cool

  22. i post three times and say something different each time. look at me! i’m important!

  23. i think my movie is flippin’ sweet gosh!

  24. XxJaMixX

    this movie was flippen sweet! I learned the dance and everything!! psht it’s hecka flippen sweet

  25. Tyler

    Reply to Jordon up at the top;

    Ok, i agree with you all the way, the movie was dumb, but still pretty stinkin funny. And how there is no way they could ever mak a sequal. BUT! There is no way on God’s green earth that ND is funnier than the holy grail. Sorry .

  26. Pipo

    Napoleon Dynamite is the weirdest movie i have ever seen. (this message goes to the people that says it”s a bad movie)”YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED”

  27. Napolean Dynamite…an instant classic. Has anyone seen the fat dutchman dance at

  28. holy ****
    best movie ever.
    i stil crack up and we always qoute it.

  29. anonymous

    yo i think that everyone who even talks about napoleon dynamite is gay and i agree with this katie person ps you all suck

  30. nam(required)

    are you guyz hating napoleon dynamite cuz u think were fat? cuz were not, u could be liking the movie if u wanted. napoleon dynamite is awsome, napoleon dynamite is sweet.