napoleon dynamite quotes, letterman top ten video
IMDB has a list of memorable quotes from napoleon dynamite. my favorite interactions in the movie are between (1) napoleon and uncle rico (2) kip and anyone (3) uncle rico and steak. the following is an example of 1 & 3:
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
we are still hosting the video clip of jon heder in character as napoleon reading the late show’s “top ten signs you’re not the most popular guy in your high school”. download or stream the video here. and we continue to recommend–quite vigorously–that everyone purchase the DVD.
find all of our past posts on napoleon dynamite here.
I think that Napoleon Dynamite is the stupidest movie i’ve ever seen, or WILL ever see in my entire life. (including the pre-existence and the enternities….) It is SOOOOO dumb. I think that you should add a warning statement when you blog about Napoleon Dynamite: “This is THE stupidest movie to have ever been created, and if watched, will only increase the viewer’s stupidity.”
who is this katie freak? no taste in movies. thanks for the link to the quotes. so many great memories.
I think Napoleon Dynmite was so funny. Thats one of the funniest moveis I’ve ever seen.Great job Producers.Also Ican best mimck Napoleon,Pedro, And the Koraty Teacher!
napoleon dynmite was s0 funny it was deff. the funniest movie ever they should ccome out with a second one
Ok, first of all, I do think the movie is stupid, although the movie was “FREAKIN’ AWESOME.” Anyone at my school who doen’t like it, should go live in a sewer. The movie was all around SO funny. I used to consider Monty Python and the Holy Grail to be the funniest, but no - ND is definintly way more halarious! Anyways to the request of a sequal-what are they gonna write about? There is nothing to sequal to! Anyways awesome movie-loved it… Later
I think NapDyn is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my 38 years on this earth. It is worth mentioning that it does take a certain caliber of intellect to even understand the humor of the movie (Exhibit A: Katie…).
May your life be filled with sweet jumps and lots of tots.
ey well i think that Napoleon Dynamite rules. It is kinda stupid but is sooooo funny!
Napoleon Dynamite was really friggen funny! It had no plot line but it was still hilarious. It was kind of neat when we figured out the director of the movie always spends 4th of July here in Detroit Lakes, MN, lol. But who knows, I heard rumors saying the movie was based on our small town and the people who lived here but hey, we are not what is shows on the movie AT ALL ,lol.. But my whole school has seen it and is still from this very day quoting lines from the movie. It was an awesome movie I will never forget and I hope they make a sequel!!! That would be “friggen sweet”!!
napoleon dynamite is flippin hilarious! go watch it–the best movie.
First of all i think Katie should shut up and go watch movies that are boring and suck like herself. anyway i thought the movie was very clever and hilarious.
hey, everybody lay off katie; she’s my sis. she may have poor taste in movies (and political parties), but if you can believe it, she is an excellent chooser of brothers.
no, really, she’s a genius, multi-talented, and a tender peach. don’t take her napoleon comments personally.
i love this movie I watch it all the time!!!!!
WOW!!.. Napoleon Dynamite was the Funniest MoVie EVER!!. It was GREAT! =) that KAtie Chick Needs to get oVer it..GOSH!..
yeah, somehow bad taste in political parties leads to hating good movies for no reason. If you’re gonna post rubbish, do it about a blockbuster that wastes of millions of dollars and cast potential.
Napoleon Dynamite is the best flippin’ movie in the whole world! It was hilarious! I hope they make a second one!! I
That was the best bleepin’ movie i’ve ever seen in my life. it was SWEET. gosh. freakin’ idiot. i’ll be quoting this forever. they better make a second one or their asses will be mine. gosh.
I think Napoleon Dynamite was the best freakin’ movie ever. No, it didn’t have a plot or a story line but it was the most flippin’ hilarious movie I’ve ever seen and will EVER see!!! By the way, next time you go wolverine hunting take a freakin’ twelve gauge what do you think??? Oh yeah, three last word of advice, VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!!!!!
This movie is the BEST movie ever! You have to watch it like 5 times to really get it! I love it! BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Napolean Dynamite!!! Its so FUNNY!!! Its my favorite movie! Anyone who thinks its dumb doesn’t have a sence of humor!!!!!!!
People say Napoleon Dynamite doesn’t have a story line, but it does, a lot of em. Like how Deb likes Napoleon, Napolean’s grandma is in the hospital and Uncle Rico comes, Pedro runs for president, the dance, Uncle Rico and Kip try to make money, and Kip and Lawfawnduh go out. So it does have a lot of things happening in it!!! Its the best movie ever!!!!
….i absolutly LOVED N.D. but most of my girl friends hated it….though i did bash them a bit…hmm…wellll anyways that movie rocked…and am i the only one who thought napoleon was a bit attractive??…yes?….k ….
Nap Dyno is like the greatest movie ever. If you don’t like it, you’re just flippin dumb and stupid. Pedro for President.
Napoleon Dynamite is a riot! It just depends on the kind of humor you have to determine the comedic hillarity of it all. Its the best movie of ‘05. (that was a joke, ha.) Gosh!
VIVA NAPOLEON! NAPOLEON DYNAMITE ROCKS! I MAKE OUT WITH MY DVD CASE ON A REGULAR BASIS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAUGHT YOU A DELICIOUS BASS!
tiNA yoU fAt piEcE oF lArd ComE gEt soME diNNer
TINA U FAT LARD COME EAT SOME HAM!
haha! love love love it!
“Hey Napoleon, what did you do this summer?”
NAP:I told you i went hunting for wolverines with my uncle
“did you shoot any?”
NAP:yah like 50! what would you do if they were comin after your cousin
“what did you use?”
NAP:A FRIGGIN 12 GAGE WHAT DO YOU THINK! IDIOT
napoleon dynomite is the best movie ever! it’s hilarious….you should see it and if you think that it’s dumb…you’re a freakin idiot.
YOU’RE MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!
NPLNDNMT is the best movie EVER!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! Nepoleon is so dumb, lol, omg! I could watch that movie 4ever! And I’d shoot anyone who says otherwise with a frikkin 12 gauge, wudda u think?! GOSH!!!!KUWL! BYEZZ YA’LL
FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE. EVER!!!!!
Yes ND is the flippin’ sweetest movie ever.
Haha. I’m annoying everyone I know quoting it but I don’t care cause I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in …forever.
Dance Napoleon, dance!
My flippin’ sexy hunk of burnin’ love!
Haha :p
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Napoleon Dynamite was sooo freakin awsome! mr friend knows that dude in the bus in the begining of the movie! And she got her movie signed! in the words of Napoleon “LUCKY!”
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Napoleon Dynamite was the funniest movie ever made. Katie needs to get out of the house a little more and and fix hersel a “dang quesa-dilluh!”
HECK YES!I agree with JUSTIN^, it was THEE funniest movie ever made!! “Well I have your equipment in my locker you might wanna come get it cause I can’t fit my num chucks in there anymore”- Napoleon “Wheres your locker”- Deb
“CYA”- KIP
this was the funniest movie ever. And that is not an opinio0n.
this movie was awsome whoever does not like it is a flipping IDIOT JESE.
i think napoleon dynomite was kinda stupid and pointless but it was an AWESOME movie!!!
“Uncle Rico..grandma called..she said she wants you to leave!..You’re ruining our lives!..and eating all of our steak!”
Napoleon Dynamite is the best friggin’ movie ever to be made…i can twait till another movie like tHAT COMES OUT….it’l be flippin’ too.Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin’ twelve gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite is the best friggin’ movie ever to be made…i can twait till another movie like tHAT COMES OUT….it’l be flippin’ too.Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin’ twelve gauge, what do you think?
well, at my school, there is this kid and he can imitate him perfectly, i mean it too, it is awesome, well anyway, i like the part where he is like “it is like a lion and a tiger mixed, it is pretty much my favorite animal…”
and when the other dude he lives with, not uncle rico, um… i am so brain dead today, i keep making mistakes, GOSH, anyway (sigh….) you’re just jealous cause i’ve been talkin’ to hot babes all day!!
oh ya, his name is kip, riiight
Yea well…. your mom goes to college
Napoleon Dynamite was SO FUNNY! I couln’t stop laughing the whole time!!!……GOSH!!!
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S THE BEST!
great job to everyone in the movie! I really enjoyed it.
Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie ever made freakin funnny know one else in the movie theatre was laughing apart from me and my friends. ”Freakin Idiots!”
What a great job they did in choosing the actors. I really loved how Napoleons eyes were always looking downwards what a sexy beast!
napoleon is hella hot! you freaks that say that was a stupid movie, it was NOT! you guys are all just wannabe nerds. xP ((in kip’s voice)) peace out.
I LOVE NAPOLEON! It is the best movie I have ever seen besides like Finding Nemo…but it’s almost as good. Napoleon is so cool!
GOSh.. I could watch this movie every flippin day! i cant believe anyone could diss on it.. I think its funny how theres a girl named Summer in it bc thats my name too ! lol and I kinda look like her.. ok i dont but I have blonde hair what do ya think?! IDIOT.. haha yea this movie is deff a flippin Legend I love it.. Bravo to the Producers.. My friends and I quote the movie all the time.. and it gets us crackin up everytime.. and I think its cute that the Character Deb is the girl from the movie ”Karina Karina” and ”Andre”.. I was like NIIIIIICE.. lol awesome Movie! - Sum
Your mom goes to college!
I think thats pretty cool!
so this is probably a super dumb question… why does the statement “your mom goes to college” bother that girl?? does she take it as an insult, like her mom is dumb??? … i love the movie.. but im a blonde so i didnt quite get that …. ?? anyone?
This movie is flippin’ awesome. If ne1 disagrees, they can go feed a llama.
Duz ne1 know a website i can go 2, 2 get sum quotes? C’mon ya’ll, hook me up!
HOLLA!
This movie was hot!! Napoleon is such a fab guy! I love him! And in real life he is one hot man! It took me about 2 or 3 times before the whole story clicked into place… it was a pretty clever plot. For all those who thought this masterpiece was stupid, you are all just a bunch of slutty Lindsey Lohans. Peace out! Have a glam day and, as always, stay in style!
*Kiss Kiss - Sexy Val*
I loved the movie, the funniest movie that was ever made!
but my lips hurt real BAD!!!!!!!
did u guys see napoleon’s ten reasons he’s not the most popular guy in school???? its like the funniest thing after the movie.
OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE EVEEEEEEEER! I FLIPPING LOVED IT !
yo blake how can you see the top 10 reasons thing?
this movie was off the shizzle! it was one of the best movies i have EVER seen in my WHOLE life! all you who think it was stupid should go to hell cuz this movie kicked ass!!!
yo erica, you are so right. i worship you. peace out.
somebody actually registed the domain and put a kip video on it:
http://www.dontbejealousthativebeenchattingonlinewithbabesallday.com/
Yes, Napoleon Dynamite is a a great film, possibly the funniest, most stupid, most creative, and still most realistic high school movie made! Also, for good laughs, check out “Strange Brew”… SCTV fans will love it.
Napoleon is a God. “Come here Tina, ya fat lard, come and get some dinner!” I love it.
OMG……….iLOVE napoleon Dynamite it is flippin awsome this dude in my class acts just like kip i maen he sounds just like him his name is jonny Angel and he is the exact duplicate of kip seriously how can any one not like napoleon dynasmite i mean cumon
“TINA YOU FAT LARD CUM GET SUM DINNER”"GOSH” my school Garrett middle school is like the BIGGEST fans of napoleon dynamite no lie “bring me my chapstick” IM IN LOVE WITH NAPOLEON DYNAMITE THYE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved the movie! It was HI-FREAKIN-LARIOUS!!!! It was stupid until about a half hour in, I’ve seen way WAY WAY worse movies. This is right up there with the best movies I’ve ever seen
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WAS THE BEST FREAKIN MOVIE IN MY WHOLE TIME OF LIVING! ANYONE THAT THINKS IT IS STUPID…HAVE NO PERSONALITY AND NEED TO LIGHTEN UP BECAUSE NAPOLEON IS AWESOME AND THEY JUST WISH THEY WERE AS COOL AS NAPOLEON! lol, Yeah but this was a great movie and congrats to whoever thought of it because you did awesome!
-Love Meredith
what’s up with that katie chick up top…napoleon is great…its hysterical if you are smart enough to see the actual humor in it…and at first I thought there was no point what so ever to it…but there actually is…napoleon gets the girl in the end…the right girl not summer…it is freakin hilarious and it only gets better everytime you watch it…
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! ITS AWSOME!!!ANYBODY WHO DOESNT LIKE IT I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY…..GOSH IDIOT!!!LOL
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*napoleon dynomite* is freakin awsome i luv that freakin idiot
Goshhhh!! hes soooo hot whens napoleon 2 comes out plzzzz
hurrry$ ur mom goes to college$
i think this Napolean Dynamite ROCKS!! Its soo funny and ppl quote it ALL the time. finally theres a movie thats really funny and popular that doesnt have sex or cuss words in it. Its nice to watch a movie like that now. I respect Jon Heder because hes not goin to sacrifice his morals and beliefs for a movie…again I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
Napoleon is .:O:.:N:.:E:. $EX! BEAST ! Ha..Ha..GOSH U FLIPP’IN IDIOT ! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH….wanna play me..?? lol #1 MOVIE OF THE YEAR ! …even tho it makes NO sense at all..hehe..
I LOVE TO SEE ALL OF U ENJOYED THE MOVIE! lol pedro is my moms old bfs brother, and i think he’s AWSOME! the movie was flippen awsome! who is this katie tard who doesnt agree? UR STUPID even tho travis defended u haha
Haha….This Movie Was,Awesome…Napolean is a Stud…haha..and Deb is a Beast!…All The Way Baby…Its One Of My Favorite Movies…You Should Feel Proud…cause normally i hate all movies..but this one Was Ruffus!…
Much
Love
*Madison
Oh…and Travis,Yes Your Sister has poor Taste in Movies…this movie was ment for stupidity..and laughter…and as we can all see your sister(KATIE)….doesn’t have any..OH BURN!!….and yeah…Lightin Up…GOSH!!!
OH AND ONE MORE THING…AC/DC,LED ZEPPLIN,GUNS N ROSES ROCK!!…..and if guys want 2 see another HOT movie like Napolean Dynamite…Watch “A Night At the Rocksburry”..Its Wicked!…
Gosh!!! You friggin idiots thos is the best movie ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u hate this movie well *bleep* u you!!!!!!!!
Gosh the liger rox!!! NAPOLEON DYNAMITE ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME
KOOLIO!!
*~Napoleon Dynamite ones one of the best movies ever made by MTV. I think you have to watch the movie more then once to get the understanding of it. Because if you only watch it once you dont get it at all. Who ever says it is STUPID can just miss a FLIPPIN GREAT MOVIE. IIGHT PEACE OUT!
okay, so ND was the altime best low budget looking film ever, and to answer some peoples questions the sequal that you are thinking of will probably where Deb takes the Delicious Bass that Napoleon cought for her and they will probly end up getting married and having children just like them and it will probly be just as stupid as the first one…But you gotta love it! if not, then GOSH UR SUCH A FRICKEN IDIOT! and if you do then i say TINA YOU FAT LARD, COME GET SOME DINNER!!!
Napoleon Dynamite is a hilarious movie! everyday I will say movie lines! The one line i always say is , Tina You Fat Lard Come Get Some Dinner!
KATIE U SUCK! Napoleon Dynamite is the best FLIPPEN movie there ever was!!! Napoleon Dynamite is played by jon heder who is a total HOTTIE! AnyWay Napoleon Dynamite is the BEST!!!
KATIE U SUK
napolean dynamite is the best movie i have ever seen gosh u idiot
katie, ur such a freakin idoiot, gosh! have you been living in Uncle Rico’s tralier for a year? ND is the best movie ever made! You just wish you had thought of a movie that is pointless but still hilariously funny. it is the ignorant people like yourself that bring negativity to our country. I am ashamed of you! You should be taken outside and shot with a freakin 12 gauge! Just think of the smiles that this movie brings to the little children in third world countries and Africa and yet you would think to critisize this phenomenon? You are truly un-american and should never show your face in public again. If you wish to go out in public, you must wear an I LOVE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE t-shirt at all times. I love this movie so much that i got a “napoleon and deb forever” tatoo. (on my lower back). so next time you even think about dissing ND just remember, “do you think i got where i am today, dressed like katie over there?” TAKE THAT KATIE!!!
i totally agree with you deb. Katie is a moron who doesnt deserve to even call herself a human being. Napoleon is the best movie that i have ever seen!!!
i can’t believe anybody actually watched this movie…..it’s the most stupid movie that i have ever seen. I had to force myself to finish watching the dumb movie. I kept telling myself there had to be some kind of action or something….but the best part of the movie was the end.
this is the best movie i have ever seen in my whole life.i prerrty much no every line in the movie my heart !!!!! nd is so drop dead sexyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!or should i say jon header ur such a totally hottie!!!to bab u are married
***jessie***