we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Jan 25th 2005

november vote mandates conservative agenda


how’s this for evidence of a conservative mandate: about 115 million people voted for right-leaning presidential candidates in the last election. according to (as well as many insightful political commentators) john kerry was running as a republican. fortunately for america, slightly over 50% of the people could tell he was lying.

as for kerry’s 2008 aspirations, dusty at pathetic rim suggests how he might make himself more attractive to more voters.

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