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Jan 27th 2005

Only Because I’m Blonde Too…

Another joke from everyone’s favorite genre of humor.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

“Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

2 Responses to “Only Because I’m Blonde Too…”

  1. Heddie

    I’m TOTALLY offended…..(I’m currently blonde)…HA!

  2. Why must Americans make fun of blonde people when there are so many other people more deserving of being made fun of.