we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Sep 5th


Jul 31st

Brilliant Romney Ad

Jul 30th

Religion of Peace, Update #19,328

BBC reports, “Mali unwed couple stoned to death by Islamists”.

A couple who had sex outside marriage has been stoned to death at the weekend by Islamists in the town of Aguelhok in northern Mali, officials say.

The man and woman were buried up to their necks, then pelted with stones until they died.

Full article.

Of course, Islamists invented algebra a few hundred years ago, so let’s not be too quick to judge them.

Jul 28th

One Hundred Seventeen

Jul 24th

Great Moments in Presidential Speeches

Persistence. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States.


No friendly hands constructed and placed for his ambition a ladder upon which he might climb. His own brave hands framed and nailed the cleats upon which he climbed to the heights of public usefulness and fame.

Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President of the United States.


Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself.

Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. President of the United States.


look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there. (Applause.)

If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.

Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States.

Jul 19th

Mitt Romney Will Brazenly Quote Obama to Get Elected – How Dare He!

Jul 18th

Obama’s First Term Accomplishments Listed in this One Definitive Video: Why Barack Obama Should be Reelected!

If you disagree with anything in this video, you need to have your head examined.

Jul 14th

The New Electric Sound – Heart Beat

The New Electric Sound’s music video for their single “Heart Beat” off their debut self-titled album.

Their web site and Facebook page.

Jul 4th

Happy 4th of July

Jun 17th

Barack Obama on Separation of Powers 15 Months Ago

Fifteen months ago, a prominent constitutional law professor explained why bypassing Congress to change our nation’s immigration laws would violate the system of checks and balances established by the Constitution. Last week, the President of the United States ignored the professor’s advice, doing exactly what the professor already explained the president could not do.

Not a huge deal, except the prominent con law professor and the President are the same person: