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Jul 5th 2005

Perfect Supreme Court Nominee

I have a solution to the entire Supreme Court nomination tropical storm (soon to become hurricane).

Nominate the esteemed John Kerry.

Seriously. Republican presidents have such a crummy record nominating true conservatives. The guy flip flops on everything and so chances are good that Kerry will end up being more conservative than anyone would expect.

Heck, he is against overturning Roe v. Wade right now, so that virtually guarantees that he will for for it by the time he would vote on it years down the road.

One Response to “Perfect Supreme Court Nominee”

  1. M.McD

    Yeah, this picture is great. It’s NASA’s unveiling of their new, intergalactic colonic apparatus. The consumer version is still a few months away from hitting the market, but the marketing genius of attempting to provide an enormous enema to the man most full of crap in America is readily apparent.

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